Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
NullPointer 20
Don't feel bad, she probably had support in the form of a sports bra. You might want to look into getting a manzier.
xAmyPOPx 4
110- looove your pic : )
barleyguy 17
Im confused are you implying that she has small breasts or that you have large breasts ?
lotto_boi 3
Both i guess
barleyguy 17
Lol most likely true
Brett121 6
Well on the plus side if you lose the weight and your moobs go away and your dick get bigger with weight loss
duncanbaseball 0
Shows what you get fatty
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Confirmed douchebag
Skyrizzle23 0
^ Agreed
WazUpItzRyan 0
Get an experimental procedure and give your man boobs to her. Problem solved
Okayitwasme 0
Well now you know how women feel about bouncy boobs!
omg_a_BALLOON 0
How did he deserve this??
espeyeric 0
I'm 5'11 253 lbs and my girlfriend is 5'1 103 lbs and she loves my moobs damnit. She also has small breasts but i still love her it mainly comes down to compatability and personality. Its shame people base everything on looks smh..
nerdsgetmehot 23
#132 But why categorize small boobs as a flaw? I hate when guys say "but I still love her" as though small boobs are some sort of hideous deformity.
ladyLALAA 29
Least you've started the jogging to sort that out! :D