thathurt500x
🌶️ Spicy
You rang?
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
coop42
Hortonville, United States
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Oregon
🌶️ Spicy
Does it taste good?
Today, while my boyfriend was fingering me, he accidentally pulled out my NuvaRing, he then licked it off and placed it back inside me. FML
beccav23
United States 🌶️ Spicy
He's got the moves
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to viciously rip off my thong. My ass crack is numb. FML
littlepeepboo
You want a piece of me?
Today my boyfriend tried to be sexy and rip off my underwear. Instead, he bit a chunk out of my hip. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
slayerdeath
Valparaiso, United States
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Anonymous
Body modification
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
NotsexyEnough
United States 🌶️ Spicy
A for effort
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
toothbreaker
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML
Alwayspotato
Bittie
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
The tooth or the nipple ring?
Marcella1016 32
I really thought they were supposed to enhance pleasure, no? Maybe avoid big rings and stick to the little barbells in certain places. But removing them totally I think would defeat the purpose. Then again removing the whole nipple defeats the purpose too so...rock and a hard place there sorry OP
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RichardPencil 32
The tooth or the nipple ring?
bobsanction 18
There's no winner in that fight.
bloopaloop 27
Or the whole nipple?
tounces7 28
Yeah certain jewelry should always be removed before sex, and any sort of nipple or genital piercings are among that group.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Aren't they supposed to heighten the pleasure during foreplay? I mean imagine the hassle of having to remove your piercings before sex, plus the hassle of putting on a condom... you're gonna lose wood pretty quickly.
Marcella1016 32
I really thought they were supposed to enhance pleasure, no? Maybe avoid big rings and stick to the little barbells in certain places. But removing them totally I think would defeat the purpose. Then again removing the whole nipple defeats the purpose too so...rock and a hard place there sorry OP
RichardPencil 32
Like wedding rings?
hilamonster 14
All I have to say is ouch! ouch! ouch!
deademolover 19
that's why you should use studs instead of a ring on your nipples anything can get caught and you know it hurts like hell considering how sensitive they are after you pierce em trust me I should know
A-aron - BLM ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 3
How though?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OUCH! OMG that made me cringe so hard! I would say YDI for having a nipple ring and not removing it before sex, but I'm still shuddering at the thought of that pain. All I can think of is the scene in Bride of Chucky where Chucky ripped the goth guy's lip ring out and blood went EVERYWHERE. I can only imagine how bloody this situation was.
J15237 25
The tooth or the ring? Both suck but I would feel worse if your nipple ring was ripped out. BTW its really sexy that you have your nipples pierced in my opinion.