max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Never going jogging again
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
heartcloud_fml 3
Hey at least you got a girl, right?
leadman1989 16
You gave a girlfriend STOP COMPLAINING!!!
cul8erqtpie20 0
Oh hunny, their called sports bras.. Check em out :p
KiddNYC1O 22
Oh honey, "they're" is what you're looking for. =]
ChrisTheCalm 9
I'd actually trip and break my jaw on concrete if I saw my girlfriend's boobs jumping around.
sinking_fish 12
Why would you trip?? And why wouldn't you put your hands out first so you didn't break your jaw? D:
GoW_Chick 15
.... because apparently his girlfriends boobs are that distracting, but what can you do men love boobs.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Um pretty sure if I put my hands out to break my fall I would break my damn arm, genius. And it was just a reference to... Well my love of breasts?
sinking_fish 12
173- If your arms are that brittle, I suggest upping your calcium intake. :) But anywho, nothing wrong with loving boobs!
yummcookie 0
While it kinda sucks, she's probably wearing a sports bra, and her boobs aren't all fat, which going by you describing them as 'moobs' I'd assume yours are - no offence. Just keep up the jogging :)
zander4310 5
she has fake boobs
alyspar2 5
Hey, at least you admit it.
xAmyPOPx 4
lol thats hella gross.
Lybra_fml 3
that's ****** up to say about your girlfriend no offense
cathyfang1533 12
...did she get jealous?