Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
japtch 15
At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.
J9ssica 13
at least she won't forget your name =)
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Comments (136)
CarmenCnh 22
Fyl..
taytay6510 6
Noooooo, really? Thanks for pointing out the blatantly obvious. Yet another rush to be first. -.-
jillianmathers12 13
I don't get why this is a FML, insurance pays for it and it will make a funny story if you ever get married!
Icecream93 4
Agree
lololog 0
Should have sped away. Rookie mistake
enonymous 9
Hope you didn't start out with "well I'm used to abusing my rear but I always imagined it would be my bf and not his mom doing the work"
swimchica22 0
That awkward moment when...:/
Damn_Hippster 11
At least you didn't hit your boyfriend's mom!
CarmenCnh 22
U guys hate 2 much :)
chris19sn 4
It's the governments fault...
Skywalkaz 0
Female drivers...
Monkeybuttcream 4
Most insurance companies don't allow women to drive in reverse. You were supposed to jack up the rear and flip a bitch per your policy.
leprechaun23 15
Add cliché women driving joke here
ohwellwhyme 2
Everyone thumbs down this comment please.
msloan33 7
Hahahaha nice reason for an account
EatnBeef 7
Honestly, girls cannot drive. Yet they make guys insurance higher. Thumbs down Idfc just speaking truth
icannoni 0
She should have cussed you out
TheMaster15 10
Why? It wasn't on purpose.
SillyFart 7
3- people like you are why there's war all around the world.
icannoni 0
She should have been paying attention. In hind sight all accidents are avoidable
periwinkle95 10
3- She should have cussed YOU out.
brianfantana32 10
That would work, except #3 wasn't there, otherwise that plan is foolproof
japtch 15
At least you didn't hit and run, then meet her later.
stuffhappens223 7
Lol so true
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Women can't drive. Proven fact.
rahavan 15
98 I'm so sick of those jokes they need to stop.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Comment moderated cuz apparently the OP is a guy. Im eating my words
suxs4ulol 22
that would be awkward.
J9ssica 13
at least she won't forget your name =)
thisisafunnyname 12
To the mom, op's name is "that bitch who hit my car"
ICATiger 13
To op, op's mom's name is 'the woman who gave birth to me and sued me for hitting her car' or maybe even 'birth-giver whom sued me'
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
^ read the FML again.
cosmosis 12
45- wtf mate?!? Did you not read it at all? . He hit his boyfriends mum's car! Not his mum's !!!!geezus
leprechaun23 15
Hi I'm OP. What a nice car you had until now
leprechaun23 15
Add sexist women joke here
TS13_fml 0
Um, what?
arcanevandal 0
Basic reading comprehension skills would allow you to understand his comment. He is obviously pretending to be OP, which explains the "Hi, I'm OP." part. The "What a nice car you had until now" part is he saying that his boyfriend's mother had a nice car until he wrecked into it.
ladyLALAA 29
47 = not so smart Anyone with half a brain should get this!
SpruceDread4578 13
119- 47's a brony, it makes sense why he/she didn't get the joke.
GoW_Chick 15
Looks like it's time to apologize and do a little ass kissing OP
ZDK5498 6
I bet that was one awkward meeting.
yourdumb101 0
GoW_Chick I think ur hot
katheo21 0
Oh man, be a bit more careful next time sister
zombicidal 11
*brother
GoW_Chick 15
*mother
GoW_Chick 15
* other
zombicidal 11
*smother
amrik 11
It says OP is a guy
GoW_Chick 15
55- *cheesy game show host voice* You win! Here are a list of your prizes to choose from: A) OP's rear bumper B) a pet zombie complete with rotting limbs C) the ever so intriguing ?mystery box What will it be?
zombicidal 11
B definitely so I can create an army and cause an apocalypse unless the government pays up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What the hell #76, you took my idea!
GoW_Chick 15
Well I didn't mean to it just came out that way I knew it looked familiar forgive me I'm sorry!! If it helps it's a kind of a compliment to your superior posts
THE_A_TEEN 28
Superior what-now?
GoW_Chick 15
your comments are a hell of a lot better then mine so I called them superior...
katheo21 0
Sorry, not paying too much attention to things today... I'm sure the person who wrote this can relate
bballskilliz2nd 0
Well how long have you been going out? xD
sicnesses 6
Talk about a good first impression! That does suck though..
konstantinos616 17
^^i love your pic^^
TS13_fml 0
16- omg really?!? Please tell us What else do you like??
Torva_fml 16
I enjoy watching dumb comments get burried.