Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I went to the gym. I tried out a new machine where you do one-arm weightlifting. I took my time to get into a good position, then set the machine to the lowest weight possible. I couldn't even lift it an inch. A bunch of buff guys nearby saw me and burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
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Top comments
ThatEngineerGirl 12
It's awesome that you're going to the gym with your girlfriend. It's a great couples thing to do, even if the first trip was a little embarrassing for you. :)
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Own it man. Dance with everything you have!
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Comments (111)
kingcaper817 14
OMG FIRST shouldn't of agreed to bet buddy
kingcaper817 14
Hey don't hate it's my first, first
azelk 8
OMG 1821th
sky413 26
Better go more often then!
katieemerr 15
#2 is right.. This should push you to get down the gym and work out more!
ThatEngineerGirl 12
It's awesome that you're going to the gym with your girlfriend. It's a great couples thing to do, even if the first trip was a little embarrassing for you. :)
jerryj 27
Seems like the second will potentially be more embarrassing.
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Own it man. Dance with everything you have!
OysterPearls 33
I've seen guys in Zumba who have more rhythm than me... Better start practicing your salsa OP!
JJ_86 22
That's not the point here. "Everything you have"!! you better use the goodies good before losing them at the Gym OP.
GOtllt 17
Keep going to the gym, and maybe next time she'll be wearing bright pink spandex to Zumba ;D
feven 32
I say he goes all out as revenge causing I'm guessing she wouldn't be too embarrassed by wearing pink spandex.
weswheatley 14
I'm pretty sure that was meant as a "gift" to the guy
markcallanan_ 20
Oooh, ouch
junkman6 22
Pink leopard print. If you're gonna do it, go all out!
LittleBells 17
Yes, be FABULOUS while you lift weights
weswheatley 14
You don't lift weights in Zumba
crazytwinsmom 25
Re: 9, And wear the little skirt with the bells.
threer 30
And maybe a half-shirt? Grapevine!
tony1891 22
never bet against a girl who works out Unless you're absolutely sure you can beat them
schhichick 14
Unless you are Phil Dunphy
FMLkoala 28
Do you even lift?
Doritozilla 20
Apparently not, lol.
shutupshane12 12
Not that guy
Corvo_Attano_4 12
Zumba is awesome. Make sure to take advantage of that class.