Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband and I found out that our dog was pregnant. He now refuses to have kids with me for at least two years, because he wants to raise the puppies without any "distractions". FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Bad seed
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
Reported
Today, I got basically raided by Child Welfare on very true reports I left a 4 month-old boy home alone with just water. The boy in question is my dog. FML
Let down
Today, after an ex let me know I have a 19 year old-son. I was beyond excited so I spent the weekend with them and I can tell you now, the boy is a complete prick, and I prefer to continue to claim I’m childless rather than admit I fathered that arrogant, rude, selfish, entitled little shit. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
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mikkyNZ 15
If you don't want the dog pregnant why not get it fixed ?
PennyLane27 32
Was he supposed to physically stop two dogs getting busy? Why wasn't she spayed? Was the unneutered dog yours, too? Bob Barker would be terribly disappointed at this situation.
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mikkyNZ 15
If you don't want the dog pregnant why not get it fixed ?
rapunzel1012 11
OP could have been planning to breed the dog later, but not this heat. If the dog is too young this could be very bad for both the mother and the puppies and could lead to birth defects and could even possibly kill all of them. Or they could have just gotten the dog from who knows where while it was in heat. You can't fix it while it's in heat so you just have to wait it out. There's lots of reasons why a dog could not be fixed.
bonermonkey 31
maybe but the majority of those reasons come down to irresponsibility on the part of the owner.
Royness 8
Truueeeeee, I was thinking that too. It may have been too young for the surgery, but still old enough to get pregnant
Thoughtfulelf123 3
The the puppy can go into heat, she's old enough to be spayed.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Many vets actually suggest that you spay before the first time. It prevents the equivalent of breast cancer IIRC.
Raye_Delvego 8
It could be a prized full bred dog as well. They don't recommend fixing full breeds because they are getting rarer.
savstrelley 1
If you knew anything about dogs they can be spayed at 5-6 months before they even go into their first heat. So it's literally impossible for a dog to be "too young for the surgery, but old enough to get pregnant"
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Dogs can be spayed while in heat, and pregnant even, there is just more blood, and it is slightly riskier.
ruudseriesx 25
He's gonna be a great friend someday.
Missmacabre 2
Get it spayed moron.
Civlac 6
Chill.
WintressSoldier37 27
Your the ******* moron for judging a situation you know nothing about.
DravensTheName 16
Brisk.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
The owner might have wanted to breed the dog but not to whoever got it pregnant.
hardcorepunk87 18
If you're going to call someone a moron, you should probably make sure you're using proper grammar. Just a friendly reminder to not be a dick on the Internet. :)
One_In_Three 24
OP might have been told the dog was spayed when they got her.
Bibliovore 26
#96, could be, but OP's vet should've noticed the lack of spay scar on that first new-pet visit.
PennyLane27 32
Was he supposed to physically stop two dogs getting busy? Why wasn't she spayed? Was the unneutered dog yours, too? Bob Barker would be terribly disappointed at this situation.
rapunzel1012 11
My family has bred dogs for 20 years and it's pretty easy to make sure an unspayed female doesn't get pregnant. Just keep her separated from the male, you have different rooms in a house for a reason. If she goes outside make sure to keep an eye on her so no neighborhood strays come along. That's it. It's not that hard. Sure they'll try to get to each other but as long as you keep a door in between them you're good. And from what it sounds like, OPs son didn't even try
Catdragon 40
If you didn't want her having babies, then you should have had her spayed. The only one you can blame for that is yourself. I hope you will at least fix the puppies and find them good homes.
laescroc 4
As soon as I read this, I imagined either Mississippi or New Jersey.
Lalala579121 28
Dogs are allowed to reproduce wherever they please, not just in two states.
OtakuTaco 15
I'm from Jersey and I don't understand what you're saying. Are we supposed to be promiscuous?
DelugeandDrought 7
Your son obviously understands the ramifications of taking care of living things and the responsibilities that come with being an adult. This one decision proves he has made the transition from child to adult. Congratulations! In all seriousness, this could have been avoided if you had gotten your dog fixed, but that really does not excuse his idiocy. I hope you find those puppies great homes with people who will not be afraid of their reputation as **** blockers in the dog community.
SuckShitDie 10
Wow, spay your dog, don't blame your son for this! It's like having a ticking time bomb and blaming him for it going off while you were gone...seriously you can get them spayed for less than $70!
CrassKal 27
Or potentially free. I got my two cats fixed for nothing from a service called Pet Care-a-van. Admittedly it's first come first serve, and there are limited admittance, but all it requires is waking up a little early.
DoomedGemini 38
While op should've gotten the dog spayed, don't try to take away the sons guilt. He played an active(or I guess inactive considering he didn't do anything to stop it) part. There could be reasons the dog isn't spayed yet, the son obviously knew she wasn't and allowed a dog to get to her.
DanielleinDC 34
Or adopt your dog at a shelter, where they are already spayed/neutered.
SuckShitDie 10
Exactly thank you! People kill me! Look how many we already have in shelters!
Nephyl_fml 2
Good luck with that! Where i live they want the following to "adopt" (with $100 charge) 3 bedroom house Fenced acre of land Someone with the animal at least 18 hours a day If married,or roommate,a combined household income of over $120,000 They would prefer a Doctorate degree too Gee, I wonder why they are a high kill shelter.
Cenobyte 10
Would you prefer the shelter gave the dog to just anyone without checking up? Why does this bother you? You planning on starting a dog-fighting ring or something?
Bibliovore 26
#85/89: Wow; that sucks. I've never heard of a shelter having rules like that. Are yours privately run or a city/county operation? Either way, maybe start a petition and/or get your local paper to write stories about the situation? #95: Checking up is one thing. Entering someone's home with no notice at any time is another. Our local shelter requires you to do some paperwork including a pet-care questionnaire, talk with a shelter person about that and any concerns, and come back at least a day after you select your pet for the actual adoption. If you rent/lease they require written or verbal approval from your landlord, and for larger dogs they recommend but don't require a secure, fenced yard. Their only post-adoption requirement is that you take your new pet(s) to a vet within one week of adoption -- and they have first-visit-free arrangements with some local vets. Basically, they're trying to ensure animals go to committed, care-aware, pets-welcome homes, without applying unnecessary or invasive adoption rules.
bonermonkey 31
YDI it for not having your dog neutered. If you can't afford to have the dog neutered then you shouldn't have got the dog.
rinzlerkitty94 31
You don't neuter a female dog, it's physically impossible. You spay them. Since OP's dog is pregnant, that clearly means the dog is female and needs to be spayed.
TabooSushi 24
YDI. Spay or neuter your freaking pets.