max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Never going jogging again
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
SixxAM_fml 9
You have the moobs like Jagger!
graveyard_girl 0
she can control the size of her boobs just as much as you can control the size of ur dick, so you should probably keep those comments to urself.. just sayin
JadeRoxyHaines 0
Trolololololol
JB184351 1
That's unfortunate but it could be worse
onorexveritas 24
I feel for ya bro
kemando 22
Yet you still have a girlfriend. Skip the pizza and replace it with jumping jacks.
lissmiss98 0
Bet she was jealous xD
emo_devon 11
Alright...well...in order to prevent that from happening, wear a sports bra?
Hansemans 17
Good to see you kept going. On your way to losing weight and gaining health!
fenixtorador1 11
At least you're working at it bro, kick some ass at it then you'll be watching her boobs bounce when your running next to her telling her to hurry up