Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
GoW_Chick 15
I'm sure your girlfriend enjoyed looking at your moobs just as much as you did her boobs :)
moop256 10
That's a very disturbing image :o
ClassyCommando 13
Especially if you picture it in slow motion. Come on, we all did.
hardonforjesus 10
We did now...
ICATiger 13
I had that image before the FML was even posted.....
ilovejosh63 0
we didnt until yew suggested it. I:
moop256 10
I'm not going to lie 133 I have seen these things happen in real life. It's almost hypnotic in a way... And yet so disturbing :0
ClassyCommando 13
... like staring into the eyes of a snake.
moop256 10
A fat jiggly evil snake.
houseofhate0 3
Tig ol bitties
supnowww 0
Hahhaa ! My friendd told me tht beforee Winter break , it took me a while to realizee what he was tellinng me c_c'
chili10 18
Ok, I get the laziness behind shortening words when typing, but why add and repeat letters? All that effort to still sound like a ten year old.
supnowww 0
Uhm one word that I didn't spell out. Calm your **** bitch. Free country.
Acaprice14 9
So you can breast feed Stewie?
kitkatknicknack 12
Get a bra or a workout
THE_A_TEEN 28
What do you think he was doing?
ksackal91 0
Seriously, think before you type.
ICanSpellToTen_fml 1
At least you have a girlfriend?
ThatLooksSticky 16
Avoid running faster so you don't give yourself a black eye.
NoobCommenter96 0
That's hot
NoobCommenter96 0
I'm just kidding
iDerp 3
Sure you are!
S0CCERSTAR01 2
New years resolution?
blackpolar22 0
hers are contained by a bra
LeSabre511 0
Wow dude daz nasty! Sounds like a personal problem....
murdersquirrel 15
Dude, this site could easily be readaboutotherpeoplespersonalproblems.com