Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
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Top comments
AliSama 17
so is it bad that he wants to root for you during games and tell people he knows you? consider it. i he cheers for you, the chances he might start to like you increase. just don't get yourself hurt in the game to stand out. Noone is worth you going to the hospital.
disgruntled_stdt 0
you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer... /fails to see FML
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Comments (55)
suyci 0
autsj.. painfull moments
stevenJB 25
What we have here is a failure to communicate!
dabears1011234 27
Exactly what I was thinking.
AliSama 17
so is it bad that he wants to root for you during games and tell people he knows you? consider it. i he cheers for you, the chances he might start to like you increase. just don't get yourself hurt in the game to stand out. Noone is worth you going to the hospital.
liray 4
how many acorns can you store in those cheeks?
adrianblackett 0
hahaha
holynemesis1208 3
well at least he has both now
disgruntled_stdt 0
you like soccer, he likes soccer, he wants to know exactly where you are when he watches you play soccer... /fails to see FML
xolotl 0
yeah, guys, the fact that she gave someone her number when they weren't asking for it is the FML (pretty embarrassing), not the fact that he wanted to know her jersey number.
mleeb 0
seriously... who the f*ck asks for someone's jersey number? sad attempt.
TrueWord 0
maybe u don't have friends on the school sport teams (or maybe u just dont got friends :o..) cause it's hard to find one certain person in a game..
Flessen 0
Seriously thought kids still interested in you :p
NousNonPlus 0
thats happened to me before, thats how i got my first boy friend xP
hockeyfanisles1 0
im srry if ur around 17 years old ill call u
rhsjr7 3
Why does everyone assume the Author is a Female?
lifecanbefunny 0
@ #15 - it says shes a women. look under the FML
chili_is_good 0
it also says ... HE asked for my number and HE laughed
Sonofa_Snitch 0
gay peope do exist ^^
Googolman 29
"He" was OPs crush. OP was female herself. Did you think she was referring to herself in third person? O.o