Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
SpeakOutLoud 1
Well now you know why you're jogging huh?
jake7787 0
Sports bra maybe?
mrosew442 10
which is why you are jogging
b33tle97 0
Dont wear a sports bra just wear tight under armours
clutz123 5
at least you've started jogging. Good for you!! keep it up!
gman90210 18
Well at least you are working at it
deanlampert 0
i honestly love smaller *******. they are just awesome
drewpax67 3
Yeah bro, keep running. Don't worry about stuff like that. If you keep working you will get where you want to be. Keep it goin :)
Blass_fml 2
At least your not afraid to show them outdoors
ashleybabe85 0
why the eff are you complaining at least you have a girlfriend.... unless your real complaint is your gf has no ****
nerdsgetmehot 23
Oh, shut up. Small **** aren't the end of the world.