Shamu
United States
Today, I found out my friends call me 'Shamu the whale' behind my back. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Wasted
Today, my parents held a big family dinner at our house. Being the only underage person there, I had to sit there while everyone got progressively drunker and started commenting on how eerily similar I look to Shamu the whale. FML
Username
United States
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
ConfidenceShattered
Thanks guys
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
Anonymous
New Britain, United States
Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML
Shrimpy
Today my girlfriend and her 3 friends walked in on me doing a solo performance on myself. They stood their quietly and videoed it unknown to me. And then afterwards laughed and made fun of how small I am. And to make it worse forwarded the video to everyone. Now everyone calls me shrimp. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
fakelaugher
United States
Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
Notwanted
Where d'you all go?
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Top comments
SaltedSeaSlug 0
I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.
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Comments (139)
SaltedSeaSlug 0
I guess they really aren't your friends, are they?
Hanimon 0
yeah, find some real friends or lose the weight lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
SPLASH!!!!
Suchagoonnn 4
find some real friends AND lose the weight... fatty
Itsjustinbxtch 0
Find some whale friends and lose some weight
PeteyPablo12308 20
Omfg what pieces of shit!!! I'm sorry OP but those are NOT friends.
juliahockey 0
Because you know that I'm a gay fish!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Well? What do you got to say for yourself, Shamu? You're better off making friends with Derek the Whale and Betty the Whale. Atleast that way, you can all call each other by your names in the open.
meowmeowwkitty 0
20: if she finds whale friends she doesn't need to lose the weight. DUH.
swimorsink 4
hahahahahaha
rockindyl22 0
Yo mama so fat...
Buddy360 0
That sucks. Sorry op.
klilianac 0
that's a cute dog number 2! anyways sorry OP but those aren't real friends
RiahDawn 0
Lose sum weight and get new friends
kateeeh 0
i have to agree with #4 i think its time to join a gym
mygreenhoodie 0
Technically "behind" your back would be your front, sooo .. Ydi
GuessWhatKids 13
Technically, you're an idiot.
sunnysurfchick 0
pick on somebody your own size! like a cockaroach. or a dick head. LOL yeah! dick head size, you dick head
slipknotz 0
I actually facepalmed. Behind your back is like behind a wall... You don't go to the other side you go behind the damned wall
nerdsgetmehot 23
Whether or not you're heavy doesn't matter-- your friends shouldn't be rude to you! Get some new friends.
Acousticpixie14 6
Exactly! I'm not going to say "get some new friends" because those are not friends. Honey, get some friends and stop hanging out with losers who don't respect you.
lilmisslovely13 15
cute baby #70 :)
Acousticpixie14 6
Aw thank you! [: That was when he was three weeks old. The picture I have up now is from Easter, he's almost 8 weeks now o.0
TayonaC 10
man what if your family says that too? ha then they could sing " we are family! even though your fatter than me!" sorry. had to do it.
sunnysurfchick 0
hey there you four eyed piece of meaness, does your family call you the bug eyed freak that you are? they should then you could get a dose of your own medicine!
FarSide 23
OP did not say she was fat. Maybe she smells like fish. Or will do tricks when someone holds up a sardine. Or she shoots water and air out of her blowhole.
TayonaC 10
hahaha... NO! your not funny
Hidan_fml 0
His not funny what?
Thanatos1206 0
^win lol
YouCanHaveACoke 0
lmbo, Hidan!
Mewzakuro240 0
33, I found the comment hilarious, actually.
Jagzy 0
Could be worse, my bff calls me a whale to my face... though my nickname for her is smelly so...
lolitaababy 0
wtf your bff is an idiot, you're gorgeous
poppyseed420 9
not really, friends just have weird names for eachother, one of my friends is "shamu" too and she's gorgeous, don't worry op
lilmisslovely13 15
yeah, i no a girl who's nickname is "Snooki". not the best name in my eyes :)
Doortje 30
They call you shamu? God, that's horrible. FYL.
NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0
really... they call her shamu... god... if only i had read the fml
kittycatman2 3
Get a Twitter account and you can get chummy with the Fail Whale. Go Orka Go!