max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Never going jogging again
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
akiraina 4
Moobes like jagger!
astralvagan 20
Mommy, mommy! Is that man pregnant?
MyPerspective 4
Because she wears a bra. Maybe you should get one too.
keyboo 0
Ppl I'm not thinking he he complaining about the size of her breasts but rather the size of his it sad when ppl get so much hell for the FML they post
hateevryone 15
just keep at it & eventually no part of you will be bouncing at all.
Raath00 7
You: stay indoors... Her: record EVERY SECOND!
birdman0004 1
Don't worry about it being fat is the new skinny
jackeechan 10
Fatty
THE_A_TEEN 28
Just like your mum. Lulzies...
iDerp 3
190 - Judging by your picture and comment, I'm guessing you're a dick head?
xoxomariahkxoxo 6
Join a gym, or get a bra. Sorry dud
EmmyGrangerDC 0
Is that an insult to hers or yours?