max
United States
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Janice
Canada
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
random
El Paso, United States
Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Jog on
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Go on ahead, I'll catch up
Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML
tinygirl
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
Dancing King
Egersund, Norway
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
Jake
Australia
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Never going jogging again
Ran out
Today, I went on a jogging date with a guy I'd been on a couple of dates with. I was a little worried that I wouldn't keep up, but I did and everything was fine. Or at least I thought so. After we'd finished, he dumped me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Top comments
muzy 23
keep at it and eventually they won't be bouncing at all pal!
nutellaicecream 4
Buy a sports bra to keep them from bouncing?
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Comments (225)
fieldhockey101 0
Oh, that's always awkward.
cetlawizard 15
Moobs? Lol, haven't heard that one yet. Cup size bigger than hers, then you know you need to eat healthier & wear a sports bra til those sweater puppies go away...it's not unheard of for a man to get breast cancer from all that bouncing.
bella3911 6
Yeah that just makes u sound bad:/ sorry
kaycee1996 5
You need to invest in a good sports bra!
sematariux 7
Don't feel bad bro I got the moobs too But mine only bounce more than my womans because she's a SMALL A cup =)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Small A cups are where it's at.
jlperry31 10
sorry. is it due u being simply over weight or do u feel something hard behind ur nipple which is a real problem that u can't lose without surgery. it's gynocamastia, that's spelled wrong I'm sure but not sure how to spell it
poopu 2
hahahha ouch
Dc040583 6
Huh? The balance is in favor of he DESERVES it?! Here he is, getting some exercise in what may be the first step of a long process of getting healthier, and you guys are dragging him DOWN?! FML voters, GROW UP.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hey, at least some of us voted that his life sucks.
KK3137 31
At least you have a girlfriend...
xxyourdesire 0
Tub-a-lard.