Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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Comments (219)
SaharNar 0
well I bet you interrupted his man time :o
aquariusangel420 0
ok someone tell me how it would be his/her fault?? Dumbasses that's just nasty FYL I woulda went up and punched him and knocked his ass out lmao
miker1000 0
Lol just total lol. He got a win.
ScipioAfricanus 0
You just crushed that man's hopes and dreams. You should have helped him HANDle that sticky situation.
qtips402 7
yes, and?
RainbowHeadache 2
I do hope he washed his hands afterwards.
Bwdzxc 0
shud have helped him. haha
varkey 7
this could have been reported and he would probably have become a sex offender... because he was in a women's bathroom he was probably peeping at them, or even if not he was exposing himself in public (and in the wrong bathroom) so yeah... FYL
MackofSimi 0
????? the person is just trying to come, maybe he was blind??
MackofSimi 0
was he big?
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Jesus, your pic is scary.