Jill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Cherie
United States
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
grossedout
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
yepintheladiesroom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Bobby ray slice
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Sleeper_C3ll
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
reedcarter
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
Top comments
beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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Comments (219)
Dallyni 22
haha he was the free entertainment that they were offering for the night
youovereact 2
I think he likes you
Laughing_Cow 0
I thought it was an alligator or something!!!
kpsmith 0
"Why, hello there ma'am. If you would please, wait there while I finish..."
tnglator 4
thought that was our little secret!
xxcrazygingerxx 0
yummm(;
islandcarrie 2
Did you wash your hands in that sink.
shaysters1432 0
thats nasty:P lucky you...
jess6blondie9 3
I thought it was a snake, haha
neuggs2 0
Uh warmly greeted huh? Based on tht how is tht a FML moment? Seems like u liked it
rickilynn 0
Clearly OP was using the ever-so-magical ' sarcasm '. O: