Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
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Jacobt24 19
You helped him right?
iAmScrubs 19
"Wow, I really did a spotless job this time!"
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Comments (70)
ericwashere 0
Gross
robbilee 14
Try knocking next time. Some people like to double check. Not a bad policy.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Believe it or not, we actually do have multi-stall bathrooms up here in Minnesota, sir Knocking was probably the last going on OP's mind
Jacobt24 19
It sounds as if OP asked the man what he was doing. Can't imagine how the guy felt.
Dalliance 4
Picture it, people: A guy standing with his back to the mirror, twisting his upper body around so he can look at his reflection, hands firmly grasping his buttocks, spreading them apart as he gets up on tip-toe and sticks his butt out so as to get a better view. That was my mental image, anyway. Thought I'd make you all share it.
Dalliance 4
Picture it, people: A guy standing with his back to the mirror, twisting his upper body around so he can look at his reflection, hands firmly grasping his buttocks, spreading them apart as he gets up on tip-toe and sticks his butt out so as to get a better view. That was my mental image, anyway. Thought I'd make you all share it.
Dalliance 4
And... I finally figured out how it's possible to have multiple identical posts in rapid succession. iPod malfunction. Sorry about that.
Jacobt24 19
*puts belt back on* You're safe . . . for now.
DrIDGAF 7
At least it wasn't a little kid with his pants pulled all the way down. But I think this is far worse anyways...
enonymous 9
14 I don't believe in the multi-stall bathrooms. It's not as personable and cozy as the single. It's why I kick stall doors in with my fake badge and ask for the story of lemmiwinks sometimes I sit on their lap as they tell me about it
Peonie_fml 6
Ew lol
EnEl_Infierno 15
Takes the meaning of "anal" to a whole new level, don't you think? Seriously who does that.
StoryOfTheYear 15
40- But I'm sure you don't believe a word they say, and constantly mutter about how much of an old fool they are, because there is no way that an outsider would truly know about the lemmiwinks, before getting up and making a scene in the stall, yelling about it's the beginning of the end if you do not get your daily dose of lemmiwinks Of course you had the courtesy of drawing a smiley face on the mirror for them while they sat stunned in the stall after ******** their pants, because that would be rude, plain and simple How'd I do on the impersonation?
knypny 0
that is gross. it's even more gross that you took the time to figure out why he was looking at his butthole in the mirror. did you stop to talk about it with him?
FarSide 23
Are you sure he wasn't just trolling for some butt action???
enonymous 9
I approve Soty
juicedboi 7
Well? How are his wiping skills?
THE_A_TEEN 28
#19 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MENTAL IMAGE, MAKE IT STOP
fakeaccountX 6
Be glad that wasn't a bathroom stall in a Minneapolis airport. Or was it?
UnicornHunter 12
That happened to me, someone walked in on me checking my ass in the big tall mirror. I was just like, "Damn, dat ass" to myself though. With pants on.
lawlit25 2
I know, what an asshole!
xSonic 9
There are mirrors in stalls?? I thought op meant like right when he went into the restroom the guy was in front of the mirror in front of the seat checking
Jacobt24 19
You helped him right?
StoryOfTheYear 15
In that situation, he probably didn't want to take a crack
Zeek63 0
You missed a spot right there on the right! Go clean it.
crazychick1269 7
omg that's sooo grooss!
ModelTheExotic 0
hey haha I like your comment(:
hannahmorgan06 7
nasty!
43trauts 14
boom chicka wow wow!
Spaghetti7 5
You should of clapped. That takes balls.
LizzieBvBfan 5
Hell yeah, or OP should have been like 'you missed a spot' :D
i13Zero 5
I used to do that...when i was 5
deathtrap 0
First FML thus far that actually made me laugh.
yomommma 6
have*
iAmScrubs 19
"Wow, I really did a spotless job this time!"
thatfrenchguy 8
nope he did a shitty job ahhahaahhahha I know it wasn't funny or intelligent
Palirose 22
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Sorry. I have to remind your dad to not do that anymore.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Only in Minnesota
aFatFuck 0
I know right? Everything involving bathrooms goes down here. I still shudder thinking about that congressmen looking for gay sex in the Minneapolis airport...
Blackxhawk 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should have knocked
Jacobt24 19
PUBLIC bathroom
BelleBelle_fml 11
You suck at life...and reading.
tylersign 11
I'm pretty sure misreading something has nothing to do with ability to live life.
felixshen 18
I'm pretty sure he was joking...
BelleBelle_fml 11
Sorry, I just figured if they had read the FML they would've understood it was a public restroom and most have individual stalls, so you don't need to knock on the door. I suppose I am the fail here. My apologies. Good day to you.
Bently24 6
PUBLIC RESTROOM. why would he walk in a single bathroom and then put this on FML, he would of known it was his fault
upsidedownfrownn 5
Pretty sure it was a joke.. I got it.
ImCool7 0
Lmao.
ariannaimelda 7
Hey, there's a lot of health benefits in having a clean buttocks. One being clean buttsecks.
Yngve_fml 9
Ah, a referance to your own profilepicture! Clever, clever ..
THE_A_TEEN 28
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That guy has a disgusting asshole, I mean who stands in front of the bathroom mirror checking his hole whothout thinking about the courtesy of other people wanting to crap? Sorry op fyl big time
THE_A_TEEN 28
*without