Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
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Top comments
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the actual ****?
EverestMelting 23
*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.
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Comments (71)
SpreadTHEKILLER 14
What the actual ****?
EverestMelting 23
I loooove the public!
EverestMelting 23
*whoosh* and the sarcasm flies high and fast over your head.
R2Y2 22
Worked this job over the summer. Same shit happened, except he turned around and we made eye contact.
WadeNickerson 16
I don't know what you've been watching #18 but I know that when I ********** I don't get semen all over my hands, but I see your point. It is gross nonetheless.
htownpostman 16
And why where u watching for that long?
Dave_Davington 34
As you do.
djurmel89 30
omg how awfull! fyl op! think about this guy touching ANYTHING!
nietzche 8
Somebody leaved quickly..
Shrekie_fml 23
*left
nietzche 8
Sorry
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I love this chain, there was no "You're stupid" or some berating comment, just "left*" and "sorry." Probably the most polite spelling correct/response I've seen on this site.
PossiblyInDanger 24
The human race is wonderful, isn't it?
paigexox0 37
Thats...absolutely disgusting. This is why i avoid public washrooms at all costs.
Jinxsie 27
You avoid public washrooms so you don't have to witness a guy ********** and miss while using a urinal? I'm so glad I'm not the only one! :D
Jinxsie 27
I've never been in that situation but I do get uneasy when it comes to park washrooms.
ProfessorMctitie 20
Good thing cause i ********** all over the place at public restrooms. it calms me dowb
clairesucks 37
#53: that's disgusting. If you actually do that in public, I don't think we needed to know
Jinxsie 27
I took it as sarcasm but yeah...
Goblin182 27
And you watched this? There is this new thing called walking (or running) away.
NellieeNell 18
I was thinking the same thing.
nekminnet 13
Thinking the same thing. What creepier the actual wank or watching it?
Fern_Gully 20
It's like a train wreck you just can't look away from.....
Dean__Winchester 16
I'd watch mostly because I'd be in disbelief its happening. Like "He is SERIOUSLY not doing this? Oh God -- Oh GOD he is! WHATTHEHELL??" and then I would go "Hey buddy, most do that in bed or their own home, I hope the STD was worth it." and leave looking for brain bleach
kidtoy 18
What were you doing there?
acommonman 23
how would you know he missed...?
arachnophile 13
The proof is in the pudding. Or, in this case, likely on the wall or floor. Gross either way.
telli164 30
Nasty! You stayed in there long enough to see all of that?