Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my co-workers jerking off in the bathroom, complete with heavy breathing and victory groans. I don't want to go to HR, but I can't even look at him anymore. We have to work on a project together next week. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
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mindless_fml 0
That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.
TC_fml 0
Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.
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TC_fml 0
Either way, if he was pleasuring himself, this is the time to break out the recorder ;-) Make sure to bring it up slyly at the next performance review.
yourwifelovesme 25
But then the guy might give his performance a review if you know what I mean ;)
VTscapes 0
It could have been a joke. We used to do that at a place I worked at. When we new the boss was also using the bathroom,we would slap our inner thighs pretending to jerk off. Either way,thanks for posting............
twitteraddict 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahah
Chura 0
maybe he just had to take a really intense shit and that's where the grunts were coming from...
mindless_fml 0
That exact thing happened to me, but it was my high school principal.
Angrymuffinsrus 0
#12 you just gave me the disturbing image of my HS principal Jacking Off, i am scarred, thanks
ill 0
Dude... tell him that you'd be most pleased with a raise, since after all, doesn't everyone love to get raised now and again ;)
iforgotmypass 0
psssh. like you dont **********. -_-"
pancakes123 0
same thing happened to me with a co-worker :( but he was a registered pedophile.
SgtSchadenfreude 0
Maybe I'm a prude, but the idea of someone masturbating at work strikes me as an act of almost comic desperation. Not much ambiance in a dirty, fluorescent-lit bathroom stall...plus the acoustics are almost guaranteed to carry that sound where you don't want it to go!