Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was using the urinal when another guy came in. His friends decided to scare him while he was using the urinal next to mine. They jumped out at him, he turned around and ended up peeing all over me. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Top comments
Mideoyeo 12
He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~
LSS_fml 18
That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.
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Comments (78)
Mideoyeo 12
He thinks he's punny, eh? Don't worry, people make ri-dick-ulous comments all the time OP!~
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I might add.
iarefatal 9
To be honest he sounds like a prick.
Inheritance 10
I would've said, "Yep that's why I'm leaving."
klol_fml 11
Urine a lot of trouble now.
BunchieRules 31
35 - Or, urinal-ot of trouble.
Codezlol 21
If he would have laughed this wouldn't have been an Fml at all. But the fact he was serious about it makes that situation extremely weird hah.
LSS_fml 18
That man is hilarious... And a bit creepy.
sux4u121 10
I not sure, but I think that was a failed attempt at a pickup line.
travtxson 5
I'm sure he was just playin with him which is ridickulous bc everyone knows its always a sausage fest in there he should've played right back for ***** and giggles ...but cum again I dnt usually recommend playing gay chicken with strangers in a public restroom unprotected
BlowinChronic 18
Dafuq did I just read?
Chaylbs_Draco 8
48- you're going to write in your about you that " you don't like people that say yolo, swag" and other things. Yet you continue to say "dafuq".... Wow, what a tool....
onlychildFTW 34
A bit creepy???
oathkeeper99 31
As long as he was staring at your face and not... in a downwards direction...
countrygirl626 16
I'm sure it would be just as awkward either way.
Chanti_fml 26
What a dick-head. You should've said: "Piss off!"
slick5880 22
Man code has been broken.
jojimugo 20
Alert the elders
CaptainSaveAHoe 11
The Council has spoken. Death to the blasphemist.
Rogersmoonshine 7
I think of this every time someone tries talking to me in the men's room.
sjdbeinska 4
whats the problem? hes just making a true statement
MsConfusedd 27
A true... Awkward statement
Chaylbs_Draco 8
It's not the statement that makes it an FML, it's the starring....
RydeOrDie 7
I use that joke all the time when urinals are full, haha. He was just staring to help the OP go easier.
chocolateisyum 12
At least he's true. He didn't say it was where all the vaginas hang out, did he? But yes, very awkward. I hoped you got the **** out of there very quickly!
RvidxrKlvn 8
Worst image ever
chocolateisyum 12
Haha, I'm sorry for blinding you! :(
Autocorrected 11
Should've said.."I SEE that..."
oj101 33
Dang. What a ********** thing to say. I hope he didn't *peeve* you off too much. What a *bellend*. That would have *pissed* me off too.
bobgooeyflonder 6
You really need to put the *puns* in asterisks?
BlowinChronic 18
He's trying really hard.
tsent8 15
Speaking of hard
buckdharma 38
Yeah, you must be looking for a stall, they are for the assholes...