Jill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Cherie
United States
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
grossedout
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
yepintheladiesroom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Bobby ray slice
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Sleeper_C3ll
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
reedcarter
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
Inhumanfrost 0
Ewwwww. He was splashing everywhere!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
I_Iz_Emo 0
Win ^
Inhumanfrost 0
20 maybe if it had've been a female op would've assisted too.
tsukaga2isuwaya 0
20 FTW.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Troll has some of the most pathetic jokes I've seen in my life. I swear to God. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Inhumanfrost 0
I said IF. It was a simple hypothetical. I think you just wanted to say that.
Haydenob 0
and that day, op lost her virginity.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Thanks 58, you're right, and I appreciate the honesty. :) I love you too!
KiddNYC1O 22
Hahaha. **** you, #58.
urdirtyolduncle 15
anyone who doesn't appreciate the troll is a blind, **** juggling thundercunt. go and be simple, dumb minded fool by following other people by worshiping the grounds docbastard and perdix piss on
chuckychan 8
did you seize the moment?
MyNameIsBruce 0
Try to seize it and own it? Do you consider these minutes golden? :D couldnt resist
bermejo 0
I would have done the 49 with him
lulzcow 0
well that's rude. you should have given him a hand op.
chuckychan 8
what about 34? 49 is for wimpps
bermejo 0
what if u did 34 with the poprocks giggity
IndigoFuckYou 9
Liking the Eminem reference. And, 58, leave all trolls, including *the* troll, alone. they're more entertaining than the fml's themselves.
chuckychan 8
108 brilliant idea in fact I think I have seen that recently on google images
bermejo 0
was it the one with the ginger kid and then the weird guy with a beard
chuckychan 8
yeah really long beard
bermejo 0
that reminds me of south park season 9 episode 13 when they get a porno mixed up with lotr
lulzcow 0
117 Idk whether to be impressed or deeply saddened by the fact you know the season and episode number. either way f YOUR nonlife
bermejo 0
u don't have to complain about others lifes just because ur a Canadian
lulzcow 0
does it say I'm canadian? yeah I'm not. at all. sadly born in US
bermejo 0
sure make up lies ur probably also from Quebec and even other canadians hate Quebec
chuckychan 8
118 grow up and watch some southpark season 10 is good. and get off of his case and go back to the womens bathroom
bermejo 0
118 the sound of u pissing in the urinal sounds feminine
chuckychan 8
soo weird
chuckychan 8
I wonder what his problem is...
bermejo 0
will ferrel can suck my d Steve carrel is irreplaceable
chuckychan 8
Bruce lee.
bermejo 0
no didn't he die of a heat attack last year and every body was we will miss u king of POW!
MiGman 5
hey 119 don't go dising Canada
C6Racer 0
Canadia sucks.
CommonSenseKarma 17
Excuse me, sir, trolls are supposed to be clever, unless we're talking about the dumb, simple-minded fantastical trolls. I apologize for expressing my opinion aside from my sarcasm, and I would like to address the FML public that I will never post a commenting comment ever again. Thank you for your time. Common Sense.
docscientist 10
Common sense seems to be suffering from dementia in its old age.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lmao 20
VorpikeII 17
72- you forgot about KaySL's satanic worshippers. they're getting out of hand and we may need to destroy their temple before it's to late and KaySL rises back from the grave!!!!!!!!
Jrefinne 7
28: I know this is going to go at the end of this conversation, but still. "Had've?" What the hell is that? Why don't you just leave it at "had" and not let yourself look like a retard.
womanjesus 0
58 holy shit I know
Quagmire_ladies 9
lmfao!!!!!!! WIN
urmadbro9 0
LOL xD
urmadbro9 0
Why would you want a male person to suck your penis? I am certain you are one sick person.
CommonSenseKarma 17
The day common sense ages is the day Obama is reelected. Dumbass. Don't kill the messenger. The Suite Life of Zack And Cody could do better than Troll.
mikolyshka 0
don't you just love new York?
urdirtyolduncle 15
come to new York. where all kinds of crazy shit happens. you havnt seen the freakest of the freak until you ride in the new York city subway
urdirtyolduncle 15
obviously you don't live in NY than
urdirtyolduncle 15
long island is NOTHING like the real NYC, btw
Captain_Zorro 7
wtf your beird looks like what he left behind...
Imapissonyourfac 0
53 you mean kitty kats?
theluckygirl28 8
I live in Brooklyn! New York is awesome!
chuckychan 8
did you seize the moment?
urdirtyolduncle 15
70-- have u ever used the subway? or opened ur eyes to the weirdos and creeps in the city?
AnagenisisZagus 13
New York is where it's at. That is where all the women manage to cooperate in the ***** industries.... With the exception of the OP who was fazed by the man's action and went against The NY(pronounced nigh) Order. For shame, OP. For shame, man.
KiddNYC1O 22
78- Yeah, before the Giuliani era.
ScipioAfricanus 0
If you think New York is bad, visit it's nasty neighbor Newark *shudders*
LoveAlwaysMoe 0
Ahaha your comment just made my day!
sarahkhan93 4
I love bayside :)
David199619 8
Lol nice @2
A7X_LoVeee 10
"Warmly greeted" ...lolololol
Skittlesbaby 7
wait, he came on OP? or..was he actually just being warm, as in personality?
Haydenob 0
op was later found rubbing against the sink. naked.
wowthatsuckslmao 1
awkward...
memo619 0
what do you mean on? o.O was he just casually sitting on it or was he aiming his weapon at it?
flipstar530 0
that comment made u sound stupid.
herotime 7
your picture made you look stupid, troll
RunnerDudeTyler 0
Hey I told you not to tell anyone what you saw!!!!
sammiemac2222 2
ur hott
Angi95 3
Haha XD that's wrong
chaleighrae7 4
#6-you cute.
imsoninja 0
haha LOL that sucks...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Victoria.. what is your secret!? I've flipped through countless magazines, gazing at each page trying to figure it out!
imsoninja 0
what's YOUR secret?
urdirtyolduncle 15
why did we get moderated :( ohh Sirin The Great please answer this humble peasant.
imsoninja 0
cuz we're beast duhh
Sirin_fml 47
@urdirtyolduncle: Coz I need to set an example for the peasants to avoid another financially crippling revolution. And because the sexual tension made me jealous.
SirEBC 7
Feudalism is for punk ass bitches.
PassTheDutch 0
I don't get why people have to moderate comments. I wanna read this shit. if it offends you scroll pass it.
urdirtyolduncle 15
*bows down to Sirin and begs for forgiveness*
MizzErikaHart 8
i agree with dutch. I wanna see what everyone says. even if it's offensive or off topic....
SirEBC 7
Well then I guess it's a good thing no one cares what you want.
goza27 0
102 and 110 really? Both of you girls need to shut the f up!
imsoninja 0
wow...
ILoveEggnog 7
KaySL! Your comments always make me feel warm and fuzzy in my tonsils.
PassTheDutch 0
holy ****. I'm sorry I don't know how this ******* website/app works you **** sticks. 102 and 110 in particular. I wasn't being a whinny little bitch either. I was just saying the I wish they wouldn't ******* moderate comments so everyone could read them.
PassTheDutch 0
o my bad I ment whinny little asswipe
Angi95 3
I gotta agree some of the moderated comments are really funny and if it offenseds you you can always ignore it.
urdirtyolduncle 15
..well don't just stand there! go and give him a hand
MysticMint 0
You turned around and left so he could finish the job in peace, right. That would have been the polite thing to do.
Livinia 11
Give him a hand? No? Alright then.
RebelSoccer94 0
That made total sense...learn to troll mam.
Livinia 11
I wasn't trolling...
brodiegee 0
hand dryer only did half job finish it off for the poor fella! giddy up
thatmanjan 0
hahah give him more than a hand