Jill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Cherie
United States
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
grossedout
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
yepintheladiesroom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Bobby ray slice
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Sleeper_C3ll
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
reedcarter
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
Top comments
beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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Comments (219)
Wgc11 0
The definition of class right there
dansco 25
Look dude, you're only jealous you didn't get there first! ;) Maybe you should both use the mens bathroom like you are supposed too!!!
WingsOfLegion_fml 0
HAHAHAHA, wait say wahh??
f0r3v3rchain3d 0
Omg!? This has to be the craziest FML I have ever read! Is this a joke?
hewasmine210 0
thaattt iss fuckknnn eewwww..
rayqaza21 0
d!d you join in¿
sharmote 0
was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Calyx_fml 22
If the guy looked like an underwear model op wouldn't complain.
gins58 0
ask em if he needed a hand lol
kailaxbby 0
only in New York--oh I can't wait to move there x)