teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
unlucky
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
DonPedro
United States
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Skill issue
Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
wow
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Industrial logs
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
KP
United States
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Username
Brooklyn, United States
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
OhPleaseNo
OhPleaseNo
We could be heroes
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
yuen
Australia
Not now, mate
Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML
Anonymous
Rosthern, Canada
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
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yeongji 31
It seems to me that the men in the office have a thing for women's washrooms since OP is also a male..
exileonmainst 16
Christ, what happened to common courtesy? Everyone knows that if you take a dump in the women’s bathroom you leave the door ajar, not completely open.
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exileonmainst 16
Christ, what happened to common courtesy? Everyone knows that if you take a dump in the women’s bathroom you leave the door ajar, not completely open.
RichardPencil 32
Bill O’Reilly?
Dave_Davington 34
Did you just assume your boss's gender?
Lobby_Bee 18
Lmao
RichardPencil 32
Ze could have identified as a lady who needed to take a raging dump.
allie2590 31
Did you just assume you had a decent sense of humour?
yeongji 31
It seems to me that the men in the office have a thing for women's washrooms since OP is also a male..
wanted_2_want 40
When you gotta go you gotta go.
LtCmdrData 11
This is a pet peeve of mine. I've always lived in areas with multiple area codes in use in a relatively close radius and I hate it when lettered vehicles or ads don't include the area code. So which of the three area codes do I use????
Cali 57
Wrong post, dude!
LtCmdrData 11
how the heck did that happen? I hadn't even clicked on this post yet :-P
davecross 11
Is your boss creed? I herd a rumor he can only go number 2 in the women room.
EleanorDilligaf 5
Obviously he, I mean she, identifies as a woman. Be careful you don't offend him, I mean her.