Today, I'm demisexual, meaning I don't feel comfortable having sex with anyone I don't have a deep emotional connection with. I dropped $300 on the birth control implant yesterday so I can have 'raw' sex with my first boyfriend in 4 years. I just got broken up with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was speaking with my therapist about future romantic endeavors. I'm currently separating from my husband of three years. I feel it's unlikely I will ever date again, and I've developed a phobia of sex over the past year. It's so severe that I cannot even masturbate. Destined to die alone. FML
Today, I found out that I’ve broken up with every man I’ve dated, teen years to adulthood, for no reason. I left my soulmate convinced my body was rejecting him physically. It turns out I have involuntary pelvic spasms and need therapy to dilate, and also therapy due to anxiety with penetration. FML
Today, I recently got a boyfriend, a real nice guy, but unfortunately it means I discovered for the first time that during the ovulation phase of my cycle when I’m super horny I actually can’t stand him. I'm stood there craving sex, and the guy I could be having sex with turns my stomach. FML
Today, after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance. Unfortunately, I also discovered that I have full-on erectile dysfunction. I'm 23 years old. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I’m bisexual and recently got into talking with a man after dumping my girlfriend. I had a “craving” for a man and when I went to fulfill my needs, it wasn't even two inches long. FML
Today, I'm in an open marriage and had to admit to myself that I caught feels for my "friend with benefits" who was only interested in the "benefits" part and I had to break it off. I already miss the sex. FML
Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML
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Emily Ma 2
He probably wasn't right for you. If it took you 4 years to feel a deep emotional connection with him, then that's an indication y'all weren't very compatible. You can feel a deep emotional connection with someone probably within a few months. I would say that's a healthy amount of time to get to know someone. Hope you heal fast and get back out there and meet someone better!!
cacheson 42
I think she means he’s the first person she’s dated in 4 years, not that she knew him for 4 years.
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Emily Ma 2
He probably wasn't right for you. If it took you 4 years to feel a deep emotional connection with him, then that's an indication y'all weren't very compatible. You can feel a deep emotional connection with someone probably within a few months. I would say that's a healthy amount of time to get to know someone. Hope you heal fast and get back out there and meet someone better!!
cacheson 42
I think she means he’s the first person she’s dated in 4 years, not that she knew him for 4 years.
sirrubberduckie 37
Send him a bill.
imgabella 16
I hate to be this person but the phrase Demi sexual isn’t a sexuality. It’s a preference. It’s the same as saying I’m attracted to muscular guys. You don’t need a whole new sexuality for it. Just say you only sleep with people you know very well
DLBL 23
Exactly. It's another hip and cool word for not being the town pump.