Jill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ThoroughlyCreepedOut
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
teaspoonzz
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Cherie
United States
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
grossedout
Newport News, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
yepintheladiesroom
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Seeing the sights
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Bobby ray slice
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Sleeper_C3ll
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
OhGodWhy
Indianapolis, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
reedcarter
🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this is where all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left. FML
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beryd 0
warmly greeted huh? I bet you were
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Y'all females are so ungrateful. If I walked in and saw a girl masturbating on the sink, I'd help her out!
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Cinn_fml 23
Wow, I mean, wtf? Tbf, what else could he do but act like it was normal once he'd been caught in that situation? Though maybe consider reporting him or just avoid those toilets now or something...
urdirtyolduncle 15
it seemed like he WANTED to get caught. Just presenting himself on top of the counter, in a room he shouldnt have been
Cinn_fml 23
He might've been the cleaner. :P
IHumpYourMother 0
haha lululul so funny Cinn. oh wait it wasnt. it was ******* stupid.
Cinn_fml 23
Oh yeah, because your's was so witty and clever I've just died laughing. /sarcasm
blo0_starZz 0
*yours I've been wanting to do that to you for soooooo long >;D!
Cinn_fml 23
Even I'm allowed to get muddled up on possessive apostrophe rules... :P In fact, grammar isn't even my strong point really.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I've seen that video!
littlemisschat 0
where the **** do you go to the loo like?
RebelSoccer94 0
Walmart?
Guy_Smily 0
that was my first thought... it was the that sits at the door and greets you ; )...
louie111887 0
that's kinda funny but gross. I wonder why the guy used the women's restroom?
urdirtyolduncle 15
because its hotter. if he had been doing his daily deed in the men's bathroom, he'd be considered gay.
louie111887 0
you're right :). his fantasy was probably him jacking off and some fine ass girl walks in and they bang. what do ya think of that ? hehe
urdirtyolduncle 15
you hit the nail right on the head with that one, Louie
urdirtyolduncle 15
touché
ceddyz17 10
can I stick my winky in your kitchen sinky. lol
RebelSoccer94 0
No you may not!!! I wash my clothes in there jerk >:(
RebelSoccer94 0
I know right?! Does your opossum do it too Boners?
RebelSoccer94 0
You should be honored. He obviously knew you were coming in and wanted to surprise you in a fun way, but you intruded before he could get to the door and finish. That's when you could have gone over to "lend" him a hand and made it fun for both of you. He was sacrificing his social/public morals and reputation for your entertainment and pleasure. Give him a good, heartfelt shake a thank you. :)
RebelSoccer94 0
*and a thank you.
jess6blondie9 3
Oh lovely. ;)
abcd4242 0
Mmm sounds very sexy for you ahaha. shoulda helped the poor guy out
davidchurch93 5
haha what a lad!
SirEBC 7
This reminds me of how I met KaySL.
RebelSoccer94 0
Damn...just no. Fail
SirEBC 7
Are you still bitter because I called you out on the other FML? Get over it.
RebelSoccer94 0
I don't remember this event. Please try again.