Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom. As I lowered my pants, a man's head and arms popped out over the divider. He took a picture and immediately rushed out. FML
Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I used a public toilet. After I did my business in the stall and walked out, I was confronted by the sight of a man standing on tip-toes, holding his penis up to the automatic hand-dryer. Doubt I'll get that image out of my head any time soon. FML
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML
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jf7609 0
oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...
fournineteen 0
I thought that only happened in airports?!
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Comments (62)
ZombieBunnies 0
yay for wankers!!
Terwilliger 0
WHAAAT THE FUUCKK
chromeLegend 0
Total WTF situation.
blitzen123 0
That is so creepy! x.x
xnty 0
my friend works in security at lord
ey3seecold 0
u both sighed with releif at the end so wtf!!!
KyleSays1 0
@blitzen123, ur hot :D
JackRocksSoSuckI 0
GAY SHIT
pepper3434 0
Why do people feel the need to do this in an extremely public place?
mcicycool 0
sum ppl get off at public places. I think they are called exhibitionists..
Wolfwood187 0
LoL, I laughed for a few minutes on this one. That's terribly messed up haha.
drewu261 0
that was me ;)
infernofalcon 0
Hope he suffers from Wanker's cramp, the most deadly of all British diseases.
MattCole 0
That happened to me once. the guy was peering into my stall while he was doing it. he left when I threatened to kick his ass, cut his dick off, and make him eat it
yumsters 0
^^^^^ I would to ^^^^^
rwac07 0
wanking, become a fan on facebook.
bakingstuff 0
91 watches"yu gi oh abrigded"
bakingstuff 0
91 watches"yu gi oh abrigded"
bakingstuff 0
91 watches"yu gi oh abrigded"
trevishere 7
This will most likely be thumbed down;; you should've started masturbating to see what did.
lolmigosh 15
Gay?
jf7609 0
oh my god, as if the wanking wasn't creepy enough...
CHUCKBARTOWSKl 0
wat is wanking ?
kaileebug 0
it's what big boys do when they get bored. simple and clean explanation.
ALegitNinja 0
Well, when a big boy and his right hand love each other VERY much....
demonsoldier31 0
lmfao WIN!!!
yourlifesfucked 0
wanking is what brits call jacking off
DeeBizz 0
@60 , I'm left-handed
mattthew 0
well... that sucks for you
depressedgamer 0
alegitninja= WIN
Zills 0
I'm left handed too, right handed high five.
MattCole 0
It's a term for masturbation used by non-American English speakers. Americans just don't use the word "wank" in our vocabulary.
nikkibihm 0
haha agreed !
hunterluv1 20
87- Yet OP Is from America? And so am I and I knew what it was? ...
shuuguuy 0
Go up to him and be like I saw you looking at my package, if you liked it so much give me a 20 and get another hunny and wink at him
Cristaderzi 0
Better yet beat the faggots ass!!
neonblue120 6
yeah..... if he's not 6"8" 300lbs totally kick his ass.....if he isn't armed throw him a beat down....if he isn't your dad.
ladiesman14 0
what does wanking mean in english ? isnt that a song by 50 cent ? so he was being a gangsta the stall next to you ? were you at a car dealership and did you buy anything.
Xiana 0
50 Cent Song = Wanksta Wanking = Beating Your Meat
xXjakalXx 0
beating ur meat= masturbating
royals08 0
how awkward...how could do that in a public restroom?sounds like a pervert to me....
fournineteen 0
I thought that only happened in airports?!
Icarus_II 0
And on airplanes, it's not illegal, it's just looked down upon.
rosamond_fml 0
^^^ I love this!
purplemnm 9
almost a Seinfeld win... "it's just frowned upon" :p
Icarus_II 0
Hangover win?
gr8hoops21 0
"Thanks a lot bin laden" lol
misskity6 0
so it took you longer to shit than a guy jerking off in a public bathroom? try exlaxx
niebauer 9
At dobbypop, you made my day
Kungfujunk 0
should have showed him the right hand
Kris1987_fml 0
8th!
ryancorn 0
creeper
dante0220 0
wait that was you?!?!?!? JK!!
yumsters 0
as soon as I read your post I yelld LIAR!!! because it was me dumb ass