DBZ
United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Anonymous
Dad jokes, part 43884
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad, who it turns out is such an anime nerd he decided to overplay the "idiot overprotective dad" character all afternoon, including making the dramatic faces, playing theme music from his phone, and at one point threatening my genitals with an oversized foam battle axe. FML
PokeWife
Omaha, United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
cubs44fan
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML
ozzy
Campbell, United States
Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
Minecraftwhyyy
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Lorbibo
Yeet the guy
Today, I was trying to set up a date with my boyfriend of two years, but he said he didn’t want to, and then to interrupted me to talk to his friends on Discord. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Anonymous
Functional
Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Top comments
Arxikist 3
Suggest playing with his dragon balls.
Da_Bauss435 8
yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face
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Glitterhinoceros 14
Woah, Pokemon dominates Dragon Ball Z, what is wrong with you?
DontModMeDammit 10
Correction only the first 150, the rest are no good.
zombicidal 11
I liked gen2 pokemon also and I could tolerate the third Gen games. my most used app is my gameboy color emulater that lets me play crystal and blue version
LilyCow 5
Ahhh, those good old days when people would come to school with their beyblades and yugioh cards
HannahWho 8
Your boyfriend rocks Op. The best men are Nastalgic.
soupisyummy 13
Tell me about it >_
shanemaximo 7
Wtf is wrong with you people?! DBZ is a show of ******* super powers and blowing up planets and punching people in the face!! Pure awesome!
dabomb217 4
I second that
burtonbullet 10
This makes me want to watch DB and DBZ for the third or forth time. It was the anime for most of our childhoods.
xSwagSavyx 2
Hey u should hit me up some time
Chaith 16
Hey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about your couch-sleeping level?
jbr88 0
You got to be on crack sjakalabsbka
Dukekamono 5
Do you guys talk about your power levels in bed?
HisWorld88 0
Agreed lol
reckless1 2
Tell him u are his chichi and u want him to raise his ki. That will get his attention for sure
wblack0620 4
**** yes!!!
tdog567 0
I think we can all agree that dragonball z and 1st gen maybe 2nd gen pokemon are both awesome.
Gogetajh 3
MAN F**K YOU!!!! POKEMON CAN EAT A FRIED D**K GOKU BEATS PIKACHU ANYDAY, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gantzlord 5
*...hump-hump-hump...* what's this?! My hump radar IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! glarahgeraaaaah*cums*
AssassinsCRB 0
Yeah dbz is better than pokémon
Furrywhiplash 14
145- Another good way to go about it is: right before cumming go Kaaameeehaaameee..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (the last "ha" is clearly done while cumming)
ihateFMLJkxD 0
Pokemon > DBZ.
bjbthe1 1
That's cause you're twelve
jee1000j 6
true
ICastillo 25
Hell no DBZ is the best cartoon ever haha
Link5794 18
More blowing up of the moon, really. It happens at least three times throughout the whole series, counting Dragon Ball, DBZ, and DBGT.
Alihb 16
You Did Not Just Go There
Alihb 16
technically, anime
The_9th_Doctor 18
DBZ will forever be better
turtlesarerad14 13
Why is it a competition? Both are great :)
LaurenMarie223 0
How is that fml?
Arxikist 3
Suggest playing with his dragon balls.
noradz 8
Win
WCARlover 35
Lose
nava1210 12
Tie
yummy_richkid 3
I like to eat thumbtacks.
WordSmyth 2
Maybe she should collect the dragon balls and wish for something else to talk about.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
His idiot level is OVER 9000!!!!
imBRANDON 0
That's awesome
Gogetajh 3
thats funny and clever but dumb and un called for, and your a true fan if you made up that joke
ScarletBloom 14
He dosent have 7 balls.
Minecraftering 5
Maybe his level is over 9000.
Da_Bauss435 8
yell "KA ME HA ME HA!!!" and punch him in the face
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
It's over 9000!!
AngrehPirate 0
^ what's his power level Vegeta?
GravityGoesUp 1
Actually the correct japanese translation is 8000. ^o.o^
laden_swallow09 35
^^ Surprised owl??
KrazieKleo 13
Someone's got their priorities right;). /sarcasm
IdaLim 3
You don't say?
ZooMzy 9
That comment would've made more sense if it wasn't sarcastic
TheEmoSuperman 16
161- I totally agree
cessily 8
Talk about his balls and how they remind you of dragons.
DrMime 10
Maybe you could have him tickle your vageeta if you know what I'm Saiyan?
VoteForTaco 8
104- What are you, insaiyan !!??
zombicidal 11
dragon ball was the coolest thing ever when I was 6 I tried to watch it not that long ago (as I sill love anime) and I got a concussion from multiple facepalms
boydeee01 7
Facepalm concussion. That sounds serious.
crimsonprodigy 15
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DillonCampbell 0
?
japtch 15
27- That comment is too long to thumb you down on my iPhone app. So, 1. Failed text picture is fail and 2. **** you.
crimsonprodigy 15
If your really that stupid, put your iPhone sideways, ta-da . Common sense, like really?
jtthegr8 26
I thumbed it down on my ipod, just go to the middle and slide your finger to the right
boydeee01 7
44 is correct.
crimsonprodigy 15
Oh my god! Not a thumb down, what are you gonna do next throw a cheerio at me? Lol
crimsonprodigy 15
At the moment 6 people and counting are unable to turn their apple device 90 degrees to see a picture... *astonished*
quite_bored 9
I saw it in landscape on my phone and it's still ****** up, maybe you failed.
zombicidal 11
it is it can cause brain threemors (much more serious than tumors)
TColby 12
Well it did start out as a gag anime so you really shouldn't have extremely high expectations for it. Then again, you may also be watching the english dubbed version which is pretty bad compared to the original japanese dialogue. Or you just don't like it which I won't hold against you.
IdaLim 3
You should be glad. Your husband-to-be is learning good morals from goku. ;) And also, skills on how to be a good father.
OwnageTheCat 2
A good father? I must admit that Goku was awesome, but he wasn't even around for Gohan or Goten for half the ******* series.
Gogetajh 3
hole up, goku was dead for a year and six months at most, dbz lasts from gohans birth to the end of the buu saga, about 18 to 21 years!!!!......in gohan time...
dethbunny 0
But he also let his children see thousands of people die and let them watch (in gohans case) all their friend die AND, made them fight godly powerful people. Goku was a horrific father
Link5794 18
DBZ Abridged point out Goku's bad parenting.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Piccolo served as a better father figure to Gohan than Goku himself though.
WCARlover 35
I just wouldn't have had a conversation with him then lol
kemando 22
Yes ignore your fiance forever, great plan.
bakesale45 0
Is he 5..?
Linkerdoodles 15
**** you, Dragon Ball Z is awesome!