Emily
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
Today, I found out that my parents think my boyfriend is the devil. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
howard1954
San Francisco, United States
Prejudice
Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
sugar baby24
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
I'm a joke?
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
The big man upstairs
Today, I was informed by my parents that their relationship with God is more important than their relationship with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML
Anonymous
Broseley, United Kingdom
Trust
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Top comments
Wadlaen 24
😮 Is this an idea they have from the way you summoned him..?
RichardPencil 32
He must be one horny dude. Hope he forks you real good. Does he greet them saying "HELL-o?"
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Comments (9)
Wadlaen 24
😮 Is this an idea they have from the way you summoned him..?
RichardPencil 32
He must be one horny dude. Hope he forks you real good. Does he greet them saying "HELL-o?"
LaraimeSullivan 4
Hope they realize he is a man of wealth and taste
loliloveoniichan 14
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What do you expect when you're dating a guy called Lucifer?
acmariner99 25
Oh, is his name Lucifer?
mrsstimmer 13
Detective?
ftpallday666 16
That is.... hilarious Time to distance yourself from your parents. A lot of us have to do it for our safety and happiness. Sounds like you might have to as well.