Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rejected my crush's prom proposal because I didn't think he was being serious and wanted to prank me or something. Turns out he was serious but now he's going with another girl. FML
Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML
Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML
Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML
Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
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WicketSteve 1
He is a good Catholic boy, then.
Chvdl 0
At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.
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Shizden 0
sucks D:
Shizden 0
OMG FIRST! FINALLY!@ Guess I shoulda read the FML before I posted though Lol...
FMLwrestler 0
You said he was Catholic. Is this something you should be surprised about? I have a little song to share with you- Altar Boy, by Stephen Lynch: Deep in prayer my cross to bear I kneel upon the floor Temptations of a Catholic priest aren't easy to ignore But I can not control myself It rips my soul apart For one small sheep among my flock has Stole the shepherd's heart Altar boy, altar boy Confess your sins to me You will find the grace of god Inside my rectory At Sunday Mass or Bible class I catch him in my view So I close my eyes but there he lies Spread eagle on the pew And when I see him in that frock My conscience goes awry I'll give him some communion wine thats Spiked with spanish fly Altar boy, altar boy Is it gonna be heaven or hell You can play my organ all night long If you promise never to tell Our Father Who art in Heaven Hallowed be Thy name I could dress him up like the pope and then I'd.... Oh dear god the shame no no no Lead us not into temptation Deliver us from sin We could pretend that he was Jesus Christ And I was Mary Magdalene Altar boy, altar boy Confess your sins to me You will find the grace of god Inside my rectory
WicketSteve 1
He is a good Catholic boy, then.
Scotth901 22
I lol'd.
Xero3g 5
Try picking non-homos next time. Plenty of straightees waiting for a turn in the Oval office.
alexgisforme3 0
girl you gotta find someone who will love your sexy shit lol yall could have a good time then ;). and him not be backin out of it n shit LOL
BoboCracker 21
This comment was hard to read
Michre 0
Tbh, you should have seen it comming. Yeah, I don't like religion, only what they stand for (friendship, humane, common sense - I mean those things that should be natural, like taking care of your elders, not start a fight, etc).
Shizden 0
5, Xero3g, homos are hawt. Plus they are usually alot more accepting and all around nicer. :)
zinno_fml 0
Girl u can buy strapons these days ... it's 2009 geez :p
depechemode 0
Gotta love those Irish priests. :) PS. #2: Double fail. (Y)