Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me at 11pm after leading me on for 5 months, all because she lost interest. I wasted so much time, money, and emotions on her, and never received them from her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is trying to get her ex-boyfriend to move up here. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I looked at my ex’s Instagram stories and found out that during our relationship, she was taking her now boyfriend to all the places I'd showed her. They’ve lasted way longer than we did, and she’s the one who left me. Seems like she liked how I treated her, just not me. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I rented a house for 5 years with my girlfriend, only to find out she is the actual owner. FML
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jfigley 5
**** that! Why does she have access to your account and money. Its YOURS!
dahthunderbird 8
trust me, i had the same kind of girl. tells me she loved me just so she had a free place to live
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Make sure you thank the mom for the five months of hot sex you had with her daughter. If she weren't such a shit, you'd have been jerkin' it all alone.
Laura-Marie Catmom 8
MY girlfriends doing the same to me, no sex, just her going on about how she is so good for me, meanwhile I am there watching my bank account drain. FML
jfigley 5
**** that! Why does she have access to your account and money. Its YOURS!
RichardPencil 32
Your username is ironic considering you're getting no pussy.
dahthunderbird 8
trust me, i had the same kind of girl. tells me she loved me just so she had a free place to live
Taurus_ChicKa 37
That is pathetic... sounds like you majorly dodged a bullet. Imagine what else she could have done to spite someone else if you were still in the relationship. If you were still together, I'd hope she never ran into an ex-girlfriend of yours.
DanielleinDC 34
At least she is your ex.