Today, I spent my afternoon rummaging through old jeans and other pants, due to being broke and needing cash for ramen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I spent £65 on a pair of jeans after scouring Depop & eBay for hours, only for literally my dream jeans to then pop up in "More recommended" after purchasing, and for a cheaper price and faster shipping, after six hours of searching and spending the last of my paycheck on non-refundable jeans. FML
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Top comments
Crofty92 17
Try down the back of the couch.
Rawrshi 25
One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!
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Crofty92 17
Try down the back of the couch.
mz135 12
College life
MrsFlowers 9
A job might do the trick to.
MrConcise 35
@46 - Not always an option. Selling your body for money is. Blood/plasma, you perverts.
Pesticides 19
The question is did you find enough for ramen?
TerrorByte 4
The question is, why ramen?
Pesticides 19
Because ramen is filling and costs around 30 cents a package.
LeBoss2001 5
And tastes amazing
cryssycakesx3 23
who else remembers when 'oodles of noodles' were 10/$1
Randomperson13 6
Sounds like the life.. The college life
steveykinz0967 16
Try robbing a bank
Welshite 40
If I learned one thing from Stir Crazy, it's that dressing up as woodpeckers always works when robbing a bank.
MisterEx 28
I first read it as rubbing a bank. I thought it was an odd thing to say, then I read it again and decided that the first way I read it made a better advice anyway.
Rawrshi 25
One might say you were ramen-ging for cash!
cakefete2 31
How do you come up with all of these puns? I picture you up all night writing material and being like "if someone posts about a bisexual werewolf, transformers, or umbrellas, I'm golden". Thanks for your originality though, most puns on here are older than Joan Rivers' original face.
Rawrshi 25
Haha, it's purely on the spot, I assure you! I absolutely adore puns, even stupid ones that just make you groan. So I really enjoy coming up with them. FML happens to be the perfect outlet for my punderage. I take it as a huge compliment that you enjoy it. c:
MrsFlowers 9
Your pun made my day. I laughed for like 20 mins. :D
martialart1st18 19
I actually really like ramen
cryssycakesx3 23
at least OP has ramen, I'm having ice for dinner.
Joshwarrior 39
Go fishing (: I'm sure someone you know has to have a fishing rod if you don't. Food tastes better when you catch it anyways.
rocker_chick105 31
There's a pretty polluted lake in the city near me. I bet the fish I catch there will not taste better than the store bought fish.
cakefete2 31
Yea, I agree. I'd be surprised if I caught a living fish in the waters of the Bronx. I'd be even more surprised if it only had two eyes.
Joshwarrior 39
Hey I'm by DC and we have the polluted Potomac river. I fish there and release but I have gone to clean lakes/ponds in the area and had the fish there and it tasted great. If there is absolutely no clean water sources around you then I feel bad for you and well I guess you are shit out of luck
Phoebe18 14
What if they don't like fish?
Joshwarrior 39
Beggars can't be choosers hmm well they shouldn't be. If he would rather starve than eat fish it's his choice.
LeBoss2001 5
Ya I also live in the Bronx and that's probs where Godzilla hatched
kendallfireHD 16
Well sounds worth it.
gracehi 33
Solution: Eat your pants. It seems you have plenty to spare.
Sariasprincy 7
Welcome to college. Hopefully.