Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
Contactbhama 2
Look girl. Having sex is one thing and having a baby is another. When your bf does not support your pregnancy then why get pregnant in the first place? Some people never realize! FML is waiting for a similar post by you 18 months hence.
EpicBlondie89 19
Who's to say he wasn't supportive in her first pregnancy? Why wouldn't she expect him to be supportive now? Don't assume.
Contactbhama 2
Look girl. Having sex is one thing and having a baby is another. When your bf does not support your pregnancy then why get pregnant in the first place? Some people never realize! FML is waiting for a similar post by you 18 months hence.
sulitak 27
My Husband doesn't do much when I puke either. after I'm all done, he looks at me, assesses if its safe to say anything and goes from there. Sometimes they have nothing to say that they think will help. And pregnancy can be weird ground for them. hang in there. Also 18 months is when children are very strong in empathy... so its not surprising that she was so nice.
WeskersSexslave 15
18 month? just say 1 year old...
CharresBarkrey 16
It's one and a half. It's proper to use months up until 2 years rather than years.
mariebc123 7
2 kids..and 30 years old? Time to dump that loser..he ain't gonna put a ring on it
EpicBlondie89 19
Why should he have to? It could be a mutual decision.
JasonAldeanFan 6
That sucks! But hey congrats on the pregnancy
taka3000000o 8
Why'd you say 18 month old she's one years old
sulitak 27
until 2 years, most parents use months. from that point on, its a personal choice if you switch to months or years.
LorenzosPecosa 8
That probably hints why he is not the husband yet.
Fmlsea 28
looks like he will be getting use to his hand with that attitude. least your daughter is supportive.
sheethapins 13
Your kid is so cute I could die. Your boyfriend on the other hand should have some serious sense knocked into him.