Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Coming and going
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Thank you for your service
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Vagitarian1 10
Guys have no idea what you girls go through.
juststephhere 23
I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!
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Vagitarian1 10
Guys have no idea what you girls go through.
kipperin 18
Who said OP's a girl?
azelk 8
Yeah, some men use purses!
cherrio27 25
Morning sickness happens when you're pregnant so I think it's pretty safe to assume op's a girl
stellamahone 4
aww OP :( why are you at the grocery store? you're pregnant. you need bed rest. for future references have your family or boyfriend/husband do the errands for you.
RBW_Slave 9
Just because OP is pregnant does not mean that she is an invalid requiring bed rest. Many women work until less than a month before the baby is due. Morning sickness is primarily a first term symptom, and I don't know of any woman that really wants to spend 6 months on bed rest.
Khaleesi_26 30
To elaborate on what No.22 is saying, my aunt actually worked up until a few hours of giving birth to her three children. Some women can work all the way through their pregnancy. And others cannot like my mom, because she gets false contractions a few months before her due date. It all just depends on the person!
pitapizzaparty 18
So because someone is pregnant they cannot leave their bed for 9 months???... Im pregnant and its supposed to be good to walk around and leave ur bed...
marcranger 29
I'll never know what most girls go through, either. FMLs like this helped convince me to get my tubes tied for my thirtieth birthday!
Ltsdragons 19
Correct me if I'm wrong but... Just because you have morning sickness doesn't mean automatically that you're pregnant... Right?
RecklessLove 18
No, you have to be pregnant to have morning sickness.... Otherwise it's just called being sick.
littleteapot 21
"Morning sickness" is such a misleading phrase. I thought it was just something you experience for a bit after you wake up in the morning. No.... that shit was all day...
Brandi_Faith 34
I think 18 was just saying that if she is that nauseous maybe she could get a family member to help her out and get the groceries for the times when she feels too sick to go out. Yes, most women work and go out and do everything while pregnant which is good, but don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it too Op. Although chances are Op didn't feel that sick when she left her house, and a lot of women like to try and push through it because they don't like feeling cooped up. I agree Op should go out when she can, but don't feel you have to do everything yourself either. Take it easy when you can. Try to get a good balance and I hope the sickness passes soon!
howsthisforaname 34
@63 it's all day for me too.
angelofsaturn 23
18 weeks as of yesterday(2nd trimester) and the morning sickness is still here. Zofran is hit or miss. I threw up everyday until my induction with my 1st.
Mc2013 18
You are so correct. My first was all day, EVERY day! This one is on and off, mostly all day but I do have an hour or two of no vomiting.
najraa 19
well, just think about the beautiful little thing you will get in return.
RussRuss 7
a clean throat?
cherrio27 25
or a baby?
monstermatt001 13
No, probably just a clean throat
False_Stupidity 42
Or a new purse.
Vagitarian1 10
Morning sickness was my first clue she was a woman.
juststephhere 23
I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!
Jessj958 19
While pregnant with my 2nd, I hate terrible ALL DAY sickness lol. It was awful. There were many times I almost didn't make it to the restroom. I would always bring a big cup with me in case I was in the car and my bf couldn't pull over in time. I really hope your morning sickness gets better OP!
False_Stupidity 42
When in a supermarket and there's vomit potential, the best things to get are the little plastic bags they provide for the fresh fruit and veg. The ones I get here are sealed enough to hold water.
kaablam 17
I tossed in a trashcan in a grocery store during my pregnancy. During my morning sickness phase the grocery store was not a fun place for my nose.
Brandi_Faith 34
I get car sickness and for me those puke bags off planes are a lifesaver! Our family used to collect them off the planes whenever they came to visit. I have some in the car and one in my purse just in case.
RussRuss 7
You should have just put the food in the cart, threw up on the food. Free food for you, nobody will take anything with vomit on it.
tournamentdecide 33
Ever heard the term "you break it, you buy it"?
EvilTurtle 35
Or in this case, you vomit on it, you buy it.
Alexis2742 31
Morning. Sickness. Sucks.
crunchycheeto99 11
Time for a new purse..
sayyestothedress 24
A gouchi bag perhaps?
turdoblast 21
probably would've been a better idea to throw up on the floor. could've been mopped up whereas now you have a purse you need to throw away filled with vomit-covered things. obvious advice aside though, i feel very bad for you op, not looking forward to morning sickness at all in the future. just keep thinking about the little bundle of joy that is causing the sickness tho, that ought to make it a bit easier to get through!
Marie54321 19
Well that's one way to get a new purse
CuriousYel1ow 13
They should make fake purses lined with trash bags just for this.
pinkster2014 25
Or, you know, she could've just lined her purse with a plastic bag in case this would happen. Less money to spend on a new purse with trash bag lining xD