Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
Today, I poured myself a glass of Coke from the bottle in the fridge. While drinking it, I saw tiny pieces floating in it. Apparently, my boyfriend had drunk straight from the bottle in the morning, felt sick and threw up. He then put the bottle back in the fridge. I just drank my boyfriend's vomit. FML
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LadyGore 12
And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
shaebayla 6
What the ****!
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shaebayla 6
What the ****!
MoneyStacks 4
Damn, he is probably getting you back for something you did to him?
happle 21
When she's pregnant? He's probably mad because he has to do more housework or some shit.
YoungMisfit 9
New Mio flavor?
chlorinegreen 27
Maybe he's spot cleaning the glass so it's extra clean!
kniggit 10
Normally I'd thumb this down, but really.. what the ****. This man doesn't deserve a child or a wife.
calilovergirl 4
I said the exact same thing...out loud...in a restaurant. What the ****? Maybe it's your husband who's also making you sick!!
Officiency 4
85 I really hope you're not serious.
fkingstooge 0
Ummm maybe you should look at the guys point of view. Husband - maybe knows that he has not had sex with the wife for who knows how long. Etc. Wife got caught cheating. If not then this guy is a retard and you should piss in his water next time.
tacojauns 45
An alcoholic drink? if so (unlikily) after making the drink he tested it, it was so awful he spit it back into the glass.
LairaIsKindaCool 6
I usually thumb comments like this down, but it's exactly what went through my head as I read this.
BlackRogue 8
99- sometimes women CAN'T have sex when they're pregnant due to difficulties with the pregnancy, and if she WAS caught cheating, there are better ways to deal with it.
fkingstooge 0
I meant caught before she was pregnant..... The father doesn't know if its his kid?? Narrow minded people lol..
Zappaz 32
My thoughts exactly
LadyGore 12
And that's when you throw it in his face after he hands it to you.
Rowdey 10
Why do that? He was just spit shining it for her! ;-)
lexi365 20
No 19... Just no....
thatpeachyperson 12
Or even better, make him soup for dinner and puke in it.
XDSmilezXD 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If OP and her husband had been trying for a baby for a while, it's likely that her husband already feels used. Most men feel like "meat" when couples go through this process. He probably already has some hard feelings for his wife. If OP is going through a hard pregnancy, her husband probably has to do a lot of work. Even though he should be understanding, it's the snowball effect, and he only gets more and more angry. It may get to the point where OP is making a lot of demands. It's normal for pregnant women to not do things like cooking and cleaning themselves. It's healthy for them to be almost constantly relaxing and without stress. So her husband might get stuck with the responsibilities that OP used to take care of. More resentment. It's not right that he spit in her drink, but think about it. This situation is very stressful on a man. It's not OP's fault either. This is a common issue that just straight up happens. It's good that she caught him. Now they can talk it out.
bethrocksya 9
But... To spit in her glass?!? That's just not right at all!
Emma Marshall 19
You mean like most women generally feel used for sex? If he wanted kids then he needs to man up.
dancingmaniac 6
That's nasty and inconsiderate
bettykooler 7
Little bit more than inconsiderate.
angeluv_2014 22
Yeah, that's why she also said nasty. :P
pandainspandex 19
That's an understatement
florido_fml 10
Is that what husbands do in japan?
Sinamoi 18
What, act like an asshole? That's a trait you can find anywhere and everywhere in the world, my friend. For every decent person, there is a bad one.
cameron194 9
For every decent person, there's 5 bad.. At least these days anyways ..p.s I don't know how people can vote " you deserved it" on these types of fmls
KM96 24
4 - Is that what racists say on social websites?
CyanSleepy 3
Now it's time to confront him and demand answers.
AKGirlinSD 20
Which will turn out into a huge fight. Because as soon as the woman cries, while pregnant during an intense conversation, she's immediately deemed being too hormonal...aka over reacting.
angeluv_2014 22
Pregnant or not, I'd be POed to the max. Hell, woman or not, I'd be pissed the **** off. :/
laurenlovesjb 20
He sounds really bitter. I'm so sorry OP, especially since you're about to have a child with him.
perdix 31
Are we sure it's with him? This sounds like he thinks he's not the real dad.
Sir_Swaggington 6
If he thought OP cheated on him and was having an outside baby, he'd probably do more than passive aggressively spit in her drink. He didn't even know that she saw him. He's probably just irritated that he has to do stuff for her, which is stupid and immature and shows he isn't ready to be a father in my opinion.
laurenlovesjb 20
Perdix- If he really thought that he wasn't the father and suspected infidelity, don't you think he would have done something more drastic? Or said something about his suspicions to his wife?
Cbizzlez 10
Someone's passive aggressive
mjh1223 3
Just be glad he wasn't masturbating into it
theluckyones 10
At least semen has vitamins!
Tdrizzzzzly 19
Sure hope it doesn't cum to that. That's just semen a little gross.
XKXKKXK 10
Yeah, Vitamin C doesn't stand for Vitamin Cum. The more you know.
theluckyones 10
It was a joke-_- c'mon guys...
angeluv_2014 22
Hey, when you make a dumbass comment, expect to be made fun of.
angeluv_2014 22
8- I swear, I had just clicked off this post, until I caught a glimpse of your comment. I just had to go back and read it.
dabeast15 7
Shed prob like sperm better.....
brohamas16 7
I'd love to hear him try and get away with that
N3766 20
His defense, kiss indirectly...
BeccaHugs 17
Spit it back in his face.
kniggit 10
W-wait, that'd include putting it in your own mouth first before spitting it out. Nasty. Nasty. This is starting to sound like 2 girls 1 cup.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
85 - that escalated quickly