Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me, until I heard, "Honey, what did you make for dinner?" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML
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Top comments
The_Paladin 16
uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.
Nyx_fml 23
If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.
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Comments (74)
The_Paladin 16
uhg...morning sickness. I had it for the entire 9 months. hang in there OP.
nightowl713 25
Morning sickness is the worst! The foods I ate/threw up while pregnant are still repugnant 7 years later. OP, if your husband didn't mean for it to gross you out this time, maybe he'll learn and not do/say anything like that again. And I'd also throw in that he owes you a few hair holdings to make up for it! It usually gets better, but even if it doesn't at the end it's totally worth all the sickness and pain! Good luck with the rest of your pregnancy and delivery OP!
TheCanucklehead 22
don't eat canned soup. It's not good for. Look at poor spongebob after eating canned food
sarah6786 14
I've had morning sickness, and it started at 4 weeks and lasted FOREVER and all day! I'm 5 weeks now and I dont have any morning sickness yet. That sickness can really mess with your head. I started getting sick from BBQ sauce, and eventually I couldn't even look at a bottle of it without getting sick.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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Nyx_fml 23
If it didn't really look like it then, it sure does now.
caohm 18
time to pick out and new a soup until the baby comes.
anjila77 6
That sucks! Feel better
Little4Bear 10
Dang OP, hope you feel better soon /: Being sicky sucks.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Technically she's not sick, she's pregnant, I'd assume, from when she said 'morning sickness.' so depending on how long op has been pregnant, she might go through it for a little while.
Imhere4fml 24
Um... 33 ...Why do you think it's called morning "sickness?" Yes, she is pregnant but in some cases people never got morning sickness. Heck, even got morning sickness without being pregnant.
skitzymew 19
Technically it really isn't sickness, though. It's just a brief amount of time that your stomach is upset and you don't really have a taste for anything. Most times, you don't even have a fever, so it's just sort of a temporary feeling. I guess it depends on who you are to call it "sickness" though.
BellaBear90 27
#44 and people saying it's not a sickness- stomach aches and flu bugs are classed as a sickness and they last a significantly shorter length of time than morning SICKNESS, which can last the whole 9 months. It's a sickness, because it is causing her deteriorating health. Would you rather we called it an "inconvenience" or "temporary ickyness"?
hiitisbrooke 28
I feel you. Puke is literally the grossest thing. EVER.
isallwaysme 27
i can think of many other things worse than puke.
Ambient25 25
Even worse than an hour after Taco Bell?
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I always thought snot was the grossest thing ever. As a kid I could never watch Ren and Stimpy because of all the nasty scenes with their mucus everywhere.. I can handle seeing puke, not the smell, but sight of it isn't too bad. Now if someone had a huge slime ball hanging from their nose.. Bleh, it makes gag just thinking about it..
Ambient25 25
I know just what to mail you
DocBastard 40
Vomit is the grossest thing ever? You think so? Hey, I know this blog you should check out...
Ambient25 25
Hell I know a Lemon Party site he should see
Dre27 20
Never eating soup again
isallwaysme 27
have fun
WCARlover 35
I can't stand when people comment bad stuff about my food. You're not eating it so stfu.
MrSassypants 34
Are you eating something right now? I want to criticize it. Maybe a granola bar? If so, your granola bar is wack.... umm.... yo.
graceinsheepwear 34
MrSassypants, your pic goes great with almost every comment you post! I always enjoy that!
skyttlz 32
Exactly. At school, 2 of my friends looked at what I was eating and said it looked nasty. That made me feel embarrassed.
cryssycakesx3 23
Yeah I agree too. my boyfriend is a vegetarian, so I started eating a lot of tofu and meatless "meat" (the morningstar stuff). everyone makes comments about tofu, mainly "EWWWW" but it's delicious(if cooked properly) really good for you and really filling. I've lost about 50 pounds since I've cut way back on meat.
Ambient25 25
Tell your husband to clean it up for doing that.
heyheynow 12
You should have puked on him!.
MrSassypants 34
Whoah, hey, hey now. You don't want to do that.
dRpRdP 8
he should have supported u instead of commenting