Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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It's not what you think
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, as I was pulling into work at 15 weeks pregnant, I projectile vomit all over myself and my vehicle. I had an emotional breakdown as I went back home, and called my boss to let him know I would not be in that day. I am now looking for a new job. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
Get on with it
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Top comments
makkarari 18
Unsalted saltine crackers will become your best friend. Keep a pack in your purse for when your tummy gets upset. Or if the morning sickness stays really bad, there is dr. Prescribed pills that can help:) good luck and congrats!
PerditaDessa 38
I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I threw up on someone, but I'm sure your kid will think it's a hilarious story when s/he is older.
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makkarari 18
Unsalted saltine crackers will become your best friend. Keep a pack in your purse for when your tummy gets upset. Or if the morning sickness stays really bad, there is dr. Prescribed pills that can help:) good luck and congrats!
MrConcise 35
I learn so much about how to maintain my crazy female body from this site.
princesspeachxox 18
Also ginger tablets :)
XmanInTraining 18
Prescribed is definitely a life saver if OP is anything like how I was the first few months of my pregnancy. I couldn't keep anything down. I highly recommend asking your doctor about Diclegis. It was the only nausea medication that made me feel normal
jthmtwin 16
I threw up EVERYTHING. From all food groups. Only thing that helped was a script
Amomartins 9
Wait.. so a police officer tried to do a breath test on a pregnant woman?? I'd say that's a weird situation...xD
rieebee 23
Probably too early to tell by looking at her.
Zebediabolical 45
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is a thing.
Zarcissa 34
#17: Of which I am a living example of and definitely not proud.
jadeleepenguin 29
I was breath tested when I was about 7 months pregnant. The police officer said "that's no excuse". I don't know who in their right mind would drink while pregnant!
toaster87 19
@25 you would be surprised, sadly. Can't count how many times I've been out at a bar and went outside to smoke only to see an obviously pregnant lady outside smoking with a beer in hand..
dicamillo27 11
I thought the same thing #2. but I guess it's probably a good thing that they still test pregnant women. catch it early and get social services involved.
AshleyKim420 5
You would be surprised.
tdawg91 17
How is that weird? People also aren't supposed to drink while driving but there's a reason we have RBTs
mommiof2 6
I am also a victim of fas all six of my mothers kids are we were also all born addicted to cocaine
Micah_Nobot 10
Hopefully he will understand! Good luck on the kid!
Jmgonzo 10
Why did this get downvoted?
Zarcissa 34
Wonder how s/he reacted to that?
UH60 26
Aw, my bad. The officer. Derp.
fifi125 21
That's one way to get out of an RBT!
patwo8 14
That sucks
bonnniej 16
...And that has a button.
Tarlachia 33
You know you have the right to refuse a breath test, right? They can't force you to do it.
bReLiNg 18
I'm sure she had no intent on throwing up. It's very possible she felt fine until halfway through the test.
glabberfasted 16
I hope you're joking. Refusing a breathalyzer or field sobriety test is an automatic loss of license for a year nearly everywhere, and usually includes getting points on your license (also a huge fine in Australia.) This is called the "implied consent law" that you agree to when you first receive your license.
bsums203 13
Actually #14 your wrong. You can refuse a random breathalyzer test as they do not have any cause for suspicion and can't legally force you to do it under these circumstances. You can go through dui checkpoints etc without being checked if you know the laws and how to deal with the power hungry cops(most cops are good but some have issues that need to be addressed) . The only time they can legally require you to be tested if they have cause for suspicion such as you swerving all over the road and even then you can refuse but the penalty is 2x worse than a dui.
Tthug 34
14 must be talking about Aussie laws (cause he mentioned that and OP is an Aussie). In America we like to give drunk drivers the benefit of the doubt. So technically you're both right.
fastnachter 15
In New York, refusing breathalyzer tests will result in suspension or revocation of your drivers license. It also adds around 5 points and can lead to a fine of up to $10,000. You have no such right to refuse.
mikbrooke 25
#7 & #16 in queensland, no, you cannot refuse a RBT as they can then charge you for failing to provide, & that charge can be more than a drink driving charge. plus other consequences. best to just participate in the RBT in australia.
swanheart 35
In Britain, a refusal to provide a breath sample is classed the same as failing the breath test and is punished accordingly. That said I believe you can ask for a blood or urine sample to be taken instead - though that might just be for if you blow positive. Either way, she shouldn't refuse to give a sample - I can't think why blowing into a tube would make a pregnant lady throw up. It's not something she or the officer could have foreseen. On the positive side op - it's most probably not the first time the officers had to deal with people throwing up!
Ashd09 30
In Georgia, refusing a breathalyzer test is an automatic 1 year suspension of your licence. And I believe it adds 3 points to your record (don't hold me to this because I could be wrong. I'm not a driver yet but I recently took an alcohol and drug awareness program [ADAP] course for my licence and this topic was brought up)
Arwen_Evenstar 37
There must be an alternative for people with asthma and such.
Ashd09 30
#38. you can request a urine or blood test if you can't do a breathalyzer for whatever reason
joshi42 16
Urine sample? So they are literally taking piss out of you?...
swanheart 35
I don't believe they forcibly extract it from you :)
nightbirdblue 27
Where I live in the USA, you can away with refusing the breathalyzer. Of course, you'll get taken back to the station, possibly have to do a field sobriety test, and taken to a hospital for blood or urine testing. (if you're a minor for alcohol that is suspected of drinking then you are automatically penalized for drinking, and may have consequences from your high school or college even after you pass a breathalyzer, urine, or blood test that proves you weren't drinking)
itcomesinthrees 10
In Canada refusing a test is basically an admission of guilt.
spunkylady 24
Where I live, if you refuse a breathalyzer test or any of the sobriety tests it's an instant arrest.
AndesFults 13
Wtf are you talking about, it's like with searching your vehicle, you can deny unless they have a warrant, try it. You can deny as long as you have nothing to hide. My husband and I were on a trip to Colorado to see his grandparents and we got pulled over because we had expired tags(also they normally profile us, we drive a 1987 corvette) and they wanted to breathalize him and he said no, they didn't do anything
PerditaDessa 38
I can't imagine how embarrassed I'd be if I threw up on someone, but I'm sure your kid will think it's a hilarious story when s/he is older.
Classy_Sassy15 18
I agree with you moments like this are great to reminisce on op.
Szaszaspasz 26
Just wait until your kid may throw up on a cop down the road. Congrats on your expected baby...
Dillyduzit 23
While that definitely sucks for him and was probably very embarrassing for you, I'm sure he understood as long as you explained the situation. Plus the test should have shown that you were not throwing up due to alcohol consumption, so no laws broken! It will be okay :)
Attacksloth 33
That sounds like it was embarrassing. His fault, though. My wife's best friend kept really bland foods with her a lot because sometimes pregnancy-nausea (for her anyway) happened more on an empty stomach. Good luck, this will all be worth it!