Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
AKGirlinSD 20
^ Exactly! If OP's toddler shows more help in public, with the dad around, people will see what a dick the dad is. Good luck with your pregnancy, OP! And know that you have already taught your first child love and compassion and I'm sure you'll teach your next one the same fantastic qualities.
Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
perdix 31
#2, she's nice for now, but there's a 50/50 chance she'll inherit her dad's asshole personality.
ladyLALAA 29
Hopefully her daddy will grow up to be a nice person too...
Aloyese 11
Unless society ***** her up like the rest of us..
hoepants0227 8
You've trained her well! Hope she stays that way!
error404n0tf0und 21
kids are special OP, and good luck with the baby
kourtnii_ 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You guys have two kids, he's 30, and he's only your boyfriend?
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
Your point being?
flockz 20
yup, you got it.
error404n0tf0und 21
does it matter?if they love each other and are happy that is all that matters,and weddings are expensive to!
kourtnii_ 6
My point being if they have an 18 month old and another on the way, it seems as if they've been together for a while. The way he's acting and the fact that he's still only her boyfriend doesn't sound very promising.
flockz 20
exactly. they're getting ready to have their second child. if he was going to bail he would have probably have done it by now.
ni0ve 9
could be a new relationship
brittanyrmh_ 12
23 - Yes, a new relationship in which they have an 18-month-old together.
jameen 11
Kourtney and Scott? Is that you?
xxsakuraxx 29
44- Nobody cares about the stupid Kardassians.
tiarnatargaryen 23
38 - it could be her daughter from a previous relationship. Note it says MY daughter, not OUR daughter. No I'm just stupid. disregard me :P
I_Like_Vimto 6
But at the end it says HER 30-year-old father.
Aydens_mommy91 4
He may also be the only man who was in her daughters life & she calls him her father.
Aydens_mommy91 4
Kortnii, you do realize not everyone believes in marriage right? Not everyone thinks is the most important thing & see it as only an unnecessary title given by society.
s15c 9
Some people just don't get married. I know a couple who have been together for 20+ years, but don't say they're married and never had a wedding. I forget the exact reasoning, but it was something about not liking the finality marriage.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Yes, one example being my parents :) they have 4 children ages 16, 15, 13 and 9 they've been together for 19 years and they're not married.
CanCann 16
Maybe he was going to google some remedies! :)
mnmxbabii5 6
Yeah, but it also said HER father.
Pardeepu 10
There afraid of commitment but not kids
Kittycorn 17
Your daughter seems incredibly sweet and smart for her age. :)
error404n0tf0und 21
kittycorn!
Kittycorn 17
Yup ?
fairypower 4
I love you and what to raid your booty like a Viking pagan of old.
error404n0tf0und 21
that is very disrespectful and uncalled for!
Kittycorn 17
Well **** me, I actually got thumbed up for once.
error404n0tf0und 21
why would we **** you? its only fml
perdix 31
He's probably just mad at himself for making the same mistake twice.
jruck94 1
#9 ur a douche bag for saying that
capslockisgood 19
You're a douche bag for taking jokes seriously.
hoepants0227 8
Don't insult perdix! He is practically a god of fml commenting...
perdix 31
#69, I know! I'm surprised at how many people liked this comment. The joke is on you that you took it seriously.
travtxson 5
"Ugh you could only imagine the pain I went thru when Louis was pregnant..."turns up remote
strawberrywine22 30
How do you turn up a remote?
travtxson 5
"Uh uh... what do you mean turn the t.v. up?"
techweed 12
Clearly he isn't a gentleman getting a lot of ass
xx_moonwalker_xx 17
wow, what a prick. at least your daughter was sweet enough to do that for you(:
Chucklikesbacon 12
On the bright side, you have an awesome kid!