Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
Today, I'm 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas is enough to trigger my morning sickness. We're about to go on a long, 12-hour drive. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
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whatshername?! 39
Find another doctor and get a sick note. Here all-day-long morning sickness is a clear indication to stay away from work.
RichardPencil 32
Why don't you quit work and keep up your social calendar? Tell your prick husband about priorities!
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RichardPencil 32
Why don't you quit work and keep up your social calendar? Tell your prick husband about priorities!
whatshername?! 39
Find another doctor and get a sick note. Here all-day-long morning sickness is a clear indication to stay away from work.
Hangryko 32
Time to dump this "doctor," professionally and personally.
Anderling 33
That is a massive conflict of interest and you desperately need to find an unaffiliated doctor that will put your health first, and not himself.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Normally a doctor isn't supposed to treat their family. They tend to lack empathy for their own family. Even if they are very empathetic with their patients, they tough it out for themselves and expect family to do the same. Like the shoemaker's children being the worse shod and all that. Find yourself a doctor who isn't invested in you carrying on with your work.