Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
metalcrazed 21
Maybe he didn't want another kid.
Cysioland 8
Well, at least you know, that it's your child.
Hamz1989 13
What a thoughtful and considerate young lady. Her father can learn a step or two from her.
Ms_ValS 27
He's still not married to you after you had his first kid, what the hell are you doing having another child with this loser? Brought it on yourself with this second pregnancy out of wedlock, I gotta say.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
#112 & #28 > Marriage is not mandatory to be happy. I know unmarried couples who have been together for over 10 years and have 2 or 3 kids and are perfectly happy. One of my best friends is in a long term relationship with a child and they are no planning to get married. OP that is quite sad and worrying for your future with, whether he was always or became like that. Good luck
EpicBlondie89 19
What #115 said. OR! It could be the fact that they want a beautiful wedding and can't afford it yet. You never know some situations. Either way it's not your life or your choice.
Ms_ValS 27
Wait till your daughter has two children out of wedlock with a guy who is clearly an asshole.
EpicBlondie89 19
Maybe he isn't usually an Asshole. And if its what my daughter chooses for herself then let her. Just because society says it's wrong doesn't mean it's wrong for everyone.
SammiixSue 13
You, mam, are a judgmental bitch.
simsgirlgem 25
Well at least we'll know she fell from moms tree instead of dads in kindness
monpetitchevelle 4
Well did he suddenly change from when you had your first child? If he hasn't then why are you so surprised? Your daughter sounds sweet though.
Kitten_Calderon 14
Aww what a sweet little girl you have! I'm sorry the father wasn't more sympathetic and I truly hope your morning sickness calms down A lot. Congrats on the baby though.
skyeyez9 25
I have a feeling your BF acts like he is dying if he gets a cold or sore throat. Return the no sympathy act to him when he gets sick.
michiganlost 2
What a sweetie pie your daughter is :)
onorexveritas 24
your daughter is so sweet and your boyfriend is a douche