Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
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karmicsamadi86 9
Look on the bright side, in a couple of months you'll have a beautiful baby and you'll have forgotten all about the morning sickness you had!
Drew167 8
The good thing is baby's are a blessing so congrats and hopefully it goes away soon!(:
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karmicsamadi86 9
Look on the bright side, in a couple of months you'll have a beautiful baby and you'll have forgotten all about the morning sickness you had!
perdix 31
…and post-partum depression, maybe even psychosis.
zandalee 20
Dripping boobs down to your knees Sleep deprecation Flatulence issues.... Oh wait.... That's probably just me
the_anti_hipster 7
Screaming baby, no sleep, spit up in the hair, 37 changes of clothes per day, no sex, knee-deep in toys that sound like Chucky...ah, parenthood. gotta love it.
perdix 31
#14, you sound hawt! I like the way you deprecate sleep. In what version of your OS are you getting rid of sleep? I just met you and this is crazy But here's my nickname. PM me maybe!
zandalee 20
See this is what happens when u survive on three hours of sleep... I have turned into Chuckies illiterate mother Sob
this_whomps 4
you never forget.
shadevil75 6
You never forget being that sick. I had three boys and was terribly sick with each pregnancy the whole dang time. My heart how out to you, hon, and I hope the sick feeling goes away soon.
shadevil75 6
*goes out to you, not how out to you. Dang autocorrect and dang thumbs that are faster than my eyes.
AKGirlinSD 20
Zofran! It desolves under your tongue so you don't have to worry about swallowing anything while feeling so nauseous. That's the number 1 recommended medication for vomiting. You also can choose from Phenergan, Reglan, Kytril, or Emend. However those all, except Zofran, have serious side effects if you don't easily tolerate medications. Congratulations on bringing a beautiful baby into this world! It'll all be worth it :).
lexxiii 17
I guess a game of kitchen is out of the question from now on.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I've never been pregnant before (thank God, I'm 17) but this is part of why I don't want to :/
luckyd880 12
Well that's one less play date friend for the new baby...
TrueTriage 16
I know I'm probably about to be thumbed down but I gotta say #2 eye effect on the your picture is awesome!
Drew167 8
The good thing is baby's are a blessing so congrats and hopefully it goes away soon!(:
boating_guy 33
*babies But I agree, the miracle of creating life is a wonderful thing!
erikablake 3
I agree with him ^^
kirstyndwatson 0
I agree too:) babies are wonderful:)
emeraldisle 30
Hopefully the morning sickness passes. It's the worst.
writergirl23 19
Especially when it starts to go only at 25 weeks. I'm 30 now and I still get it occasionally.
bobbeta30 14
Barfing seems like it isn't so bad when you think about it... Then it happens. Worst feeling ever.
boating_guy 33
weird thing is, don't you feel better for some reason after you puke? like just not as shitty? maybe that's just me…
the_anti_hipster 7
Yeah, except for morning sickness. In which case you throw up, lay back down, throw up again, sip Gatorade, throw up again, eat crackers, puke a bit more, and repeat for 6 weeks. Yay!
mousey119 4
6 weeks? Whoever has it for six weeks is lucky! I had it the from week 4 to about 3 weeks before I had her from when I woke up until 7 in the evening. Horrible!!!
g0ldenb0nes 6
I sure hope you didn't throw up on the child.
Insane_Tea 15
For some reason I laughed when I thought about OP puking on a child. I am so going to hell. It's this site's fault I tell ya! They corrupted me!
Insane_Tea 15
P.S. OP I hope the morning sickness goes away before the pregnancy comes to a head. Nine months of puking on children cannot be fun.
zachherbert 10
13- It can be as fun as you make it... Make a game out of it. *double-kill!*
mariah_victoria 0
Brunettes are the prettiest? :D SCORE
Insane_Tea 15
Haha. It's just my personal preference. Each to their own I guess.
Jessj958 19
When I was pregnant with my second son, I had THE worse morning sickness...well more like all day sickness! I'm sure you have explored this option, but your DR can prescribe something to help. Hope it gets better soon!
Here4theshow 17
Did you throw up on the imaginary meal?
perdix 31
Was the kid also a figment of your imagination?
zandalee 20
I see dead people...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
28) You should probably get those hallucinations checked out ;)
NIRVANA1990s 1
it will all be worth it after you have your little gift from God :)