Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I painted my daughter's room with the new paint we bought. It's an oil-based paint which hides all blemishes on the wall, but apparently makes me sick. I'm now throwing up everywhere, but at least the room looks good. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, it's day four of liquid ass and violent hurling after I hosted a birthday party for my daughter, and one of the kids brought a stomach virus rather than a present. Yesterday my daughter started with the violent vomiting too. Everything smells like vomit in my home. Yay me! FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
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jessisaur 0
now it's abstract art :D
SugarCrazy 14
I have a feeling you won't be hanging that artwork on your fridge...
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jessisaur 0
now it's abstract art :D
shutdafrontdoor 0
maybe you can sell it now
sarahbella101 7
this painting won't be going on the fridge...
dolphincheddar 10
you can always start a new form of art where you make the art out of various bodily fluids. I do that sometimes. I ate tacos once and re resulting bowel movements resembled Hiroshima. it was a work of art
whybother8 0
i bet your daughter threw a fit
ryanst 7
I watched this show about a store that sells weird and creepy items. One lady that came in said that she "Makes art out of bags filled with pee that she hangs in front of a window so that it shines like stained glass. I also dabbled in poop art." She then bought a large jar of human teeth.
cooterpie 11
#27- I love Oddities! See the guy who paints in blood? His work was amazing :)
Randuhh_17 4
already giving a reason to hate her sibling, are we?
ngocthuy34 0
eww
thedaish 0
there IS some woman pukes on canvas and sells it!
TayonaC 10
or that person that sneezes, they get a bit of money for it too
littlemissFYL 5
I bet your daughters first reaction was "NOO my artwork!" not "mom, are you OK?" lol
DeepDownThere 3
This is to all those who said "You're pregnant??"..... No shit Sherlock. Thank You Guys. I didn't realize that morning sickness was a result of pregnancy. Go back to first grade.
blanquito 1
my names not Sherlock
whitesox365 0
maybe the fetus doesnt like finger painting
sarahbella101 7
Well, i would've probably done the same as a kneejerk reaction.
sarahbella101 7
that was at littlemissfyl
foodlord 5
Don't worry it'll hav sum texture on it ?
akmufasa 1
Sounds like the best day ever!
daisyloo 7
Of course! Sorry OP, not much you can do about that:( FYL
Poopolicious 5
the extra lumps will add more texture to the painting dw op... you are helping us create a new type of "art"
SugarCrazy 14
I have a feeling you won't be hanging that artwork on your fridge...
xXSKYLARXx 0
you look a lot like boxxy :D
SugarCrazy 14
Who, or what is boxxy?
thisusernamewast 0
don't mention that name again.
InvaderAmi 4
Boxxy is a girl on YouTube who's all over the place and talks really fast. Some people refer her as their queen.
Freeze_fml 17
It must look beautiful.
volley4eva1698 0
hello picasso!
morganrules123 10
It probably splattered so it's more like Jackson Pollock.
volley4eva1698 0
true, but Picasso rhymed with hello so I used that one(:
ducky570773 14
10- more like pukeasso!!
morganrules123 10
73-Touché
strizz18 0
I bet that vomit smelled even better
danceparty8 0
that's some work of art!!
BaconDave 12
Sounds like a messy situation
DarwinWillFixIt 11
If you threw up in her art it seems more like FHL. Either way it has to suck. Hope it passes soon.
MsSoulReaper 27
Now isn't that lovely? You added more color to your daughter's painting.
rattusrattus 19
This shade of paint is known as "technicolour yawn".
malachy32 1
dude Ur like the 200000th person to say that stfu
jpd1004 0
try swallowing more.
XxCareBearXx 1
eww.