Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
SMurphy501 6
Cute baby! :)
jangotj 4
Your boyfriend is your father?
meintx 9
Awww, what a little sweet heart.
whalebiologist 1
You're shocked? He's thirty years old, has two children and is still your boyfriend. There is clearly some seriously lacking maturity here...
Sheh_fml 25
Marriage is not a badge of maturity.
Aydens_mommy91 4
Any kid can get married at 18 or earlier if their parents consent or are emancipated. A marriage certificate doesn't magically make a person mature.
lizzy_babyy 9
Marriage is not for everyone. It does not make them bad people.
iwadasn 33
Marriage may not necessarily be a sign of maturity, but it demonstrates a level of commitment that OP's boyfriend clearly does not possess.
the_wombat 6
Gays can't get married in plenty of places, but that doesn't mean those in long term relationships don't possess the level of commitment needed. Also, with the divorce rate and bastardization of marriage (i.e. 24 hour wedding chapels in Vegas), it's not as big of a deal to everyone these days.
simoncat 11
Two kids out of wedlock with the same unsympathetic loser? Yep. FYL.
duhbaby 10
Aww, you are having a baby. Congrats OP. :))
xgetxbentx 13
Hey, at least your 18 month old is not only one smart cookie to know what you needed, but also very generous. Be proud.
bubble_burst 16
You are having yet another baby with this guy? I'm assuming he either is an extraordinarily nice guy otherwise or filthy rich or maybe you have loads of self esteem issues. If not I see no reason to be with this douchebag... FYL and YDI.
chuckcloninger 12
Sounds like she has more of a commitment to Mommy than boyfriend has to girlfriend?
damnp 2
Why do you have two kids, when you not married?!
EpicBlondie89 19
Because not everyone believes in marriage. Don't be so judgmental.