Today, I was violently throwing up due to severe morning sickness. My boyfriend looked at me, then turned and walked away. In the end, my daughter gave me some paper towel and her juice. My 18-month-old is more supportive of my pregnancy than her 30-year-old father. FML
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Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, I was having horrible morning sickness. I was violently throwing up, could hardly breathe, and was gasping for air between each round of puking. My husband, in the other room playing video games, snapped and shouted, "Why can't you just be quiet?!" FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Tpracingkg 15
Your child will grow up to be a good person
starflyer59 17
At least you have someone :)
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Comments (78)
SamCat 21
There is nothing wrong with having kids back to back guys. Mine are exactly 1yr 4mo apart. Completely planned and no regrets :) Op you'll be fine, your bf is just kind of dumb, & the darn hormones make you see it all 10x worst than it really is. Congrats on the pregnancy!
I_Like_Vimto 6
Medically, having kids back to back puts an immense strain on the mother's body, and may lead to the 2nd child having problems (sometimes autism) because the mothers body wasn't able to fully recover and replenish everything it needs in such a short amount of time.
thats_my_job 11
Bullshit. I had 3 kids in 2 years and 2 weeks. All my kids are perfectly fine. I'd like to see a statistic on what you claim? My two daughters are 10.5 months apart.
simplysarcastics 26
Of course nothings wrong! The parents just have to both be ready for it. And in ops case she is the only one prepared. The husband didnt seem to be spending time or watching his child let along helping his sick wife as she carries the next child. God bless your your family! And im glad you have a stable foundation, i wish op had this as well.
simplysarcastics 26
I would personally wait because it is a strain to have a child, let along right back to back but everyones different. Also some people do this so kids can be closer in age.
erikafradd 9
It must feel good knowing you are raising a caring and kind child. +1 for being a good mother. :)
seifert619 2
on the plus side, your daughter will hopefully grow into a great adult!
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your boyfriend needs to grow a pair and man up instead of just standing there like an idiot. At least your daughter has more common sense then him.
tehdarkness 21
Why do u keep having kids with him?
xs4u 13
dumb the shit head
OverBlossomed 22
So your boyfriend is immature a**hole who will let you be sick, yet you chose to be having another kid with him?
kawaiisakura 12
He's not really "letting" her be sick...it's due to the pregnancy..he can't just stop her from puking -.-
limitedition 25
Was he decent with the first pregnancy? If he was a jerk then too YDI for having a second baby with an asshole.
Cut3yPi3 7
She must get her compassion from you. Pretty obvious it's not from daddy. ;-)
mkcherry 14
Ive been dealing with Hyperemesis (severe vomiting/nausea), distinguished from morning sickness by severity, dehydration, and losing at least 5% of pre pregnancy bodyweight (starts earlier and last longer, sometimes well after you've given birth). I had several accidents (where i vomited before i could get to a bathroom, both in my house and sadly in public) before I realized I had to carry a mug on my person at all times - just in case. I thought my s/o was being rather aloof and not very nurturing the first couple weeks BUT it turns out he's a sympathy spewer, cant get within 10 feet of the bathroom or we're both sick, so maybe he just doesn't deal with illness well? I hope he doesnt remain unsupportive throughout your pregnancy, but at least you have a good and helpful child to keep your spirits up.