Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
sundossa 0
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THIRDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
copycat148 0
NOOO PENISSSSSSS
Nyx7 24
Congrats on your life accomplishment
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
Starchild21 3
No he sounds like he has a sense of humor. I'd laugh too haha ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Jello12 0
ouch. Basketballs hurt when they attempt to enter your stomach. haha FYL :-)
gonzolove 0
And make you empty your stomach.
glassisass 0
thats really funny. but it does sound like a PE teacher. anyway it was your fault that happened. you shouldn't have thrown it so hard at the wall. or you could have but you should have been farther away. anyway it kinda sucks. not the getting hit part but the throwing up part.
portable_retard 0
Uhmm.. alright then. Freshman year the gym teacher put duct tape all over my head thinking he was being funny. I couldn't get it off. I had to walk through the caf full of people so someone could help me. I must say... Throwing up in yo gym class while TRYING to RELIEVE stress.. I'd punch dat bitch in da face.
iFail12 0
ouch. that sucks, Hun. Something like that happened to my friend a few days ago. But we were playing Volley ball, and the person who hit him spiked the ball straight at him.
iFail12 0
Oh, forgot to mention that he did puke. He was right about to urn into the guys locker room, when he did puke. So the guys had to dress out late, due to needing to clean up the puke. Again, I feel so bad for you, Hun! I would want to hurl that basketball at him, if I were you.
kira1kira 0
when are gym teachers not tards?
null_fml 11
My gym teacher was awesome, actually. He was consistently friendly, a bit tough but always fair and always fun.
Shadic 0
He's not the one that started vomiting because he hit himself in the stomach with a basketball.
Dcvictorious 0
Who says it's a guy?
ohmyword08 0
mean teacher. next time hurl the ball at him, see how he likes it.
hpp15 4
Dang!!! That would suck!!! Hope you feel better and your teacher is a dick!!! FYL