Today, when I proposed to my girlfriend of 8 years, she said no because she thought we were moving too fast. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend of 8 years if we should get a bigger place. She responded by insisting she get her own place. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Long story short
Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML
Top comments
turnedoffTVgrey 0
8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!
Fop 6
Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>
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Fop 6
Try again at ten, maybe it's her lucky number. >_>
nazooer 11
OP, at least shes still your gf, right?
turnedoffTVgrey 0
8 years??! That is pretty fast. Slow down!
Sun_Kissed18 25
omg I know right! Jeez, what was the silly OP thinking. You should at least wait 15 years to propose then wait 5 more to actually get married, duhh.
abbygalee 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
8 years is not really too fast. i know people who've gotten married after like a month and they've been married for a while.
DrAwesome 6
Sarcasm understanding fails.
megamandude455 10
#2 ftw
blain3boy 0
you're stupid
hilda_kitty 16
This is when people with the ability to detect sarcasm feel pretty smart.
Ranoona 0
aw that sucks :(
t_totoro 0
She's just with you until she finds someone better, unlucky :).
Skull_300 0
Time to Bang her sister and her friends!
lbjsong 0
ur fcked up
Sharpam 0
why? the sisters are always better
wellinever 5
After eight years maybe you should take the hint and stop wasting your life on her.
swimmer911 0
that's what I was thinking.
silversonic75 6
Yeah, when you have invested 8 years of your life in the same relationship, you have practically already proven that you are ready for commitment.
Ranoona 0
If to her 8 years is to fast, I wonder howmany years is too late?
burnquist764 0
It's probably time to move on.
FromCFL 0
Kinda' depends -- maybe she looks at, say, 7 of those years as friendship rather than relationship? Maybe YDI for not making your intentions clear sooner....
dacho 7
Yup, you're not marrying her :/ I can only imagine how you feel :/
glostik 0
..... Have you had sex yet? o_O