Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Comments (313)
amberita28 0
lol #86 wins!!
Moemoemoe_fml 0
This is a case were NO POSSIBLE response can ever be appropriate other than **** PUNT the old bitch.
ik_im_not_funny 0
she is just pissed because she hasn't gotten laid in 50+ years
Libla 0
Similar (sort of) thing happened to my cousin. When I was three and she was thirteen, we were at a shopping center with my mum. My mum had gone to get something and my cousin was pushing me around in my pram when an older lady came over and glared at her and told her she was too young to bear a child and walked off disgusted. My cousin would've had to have had me when she was what? Nine? I've been told that story many times.
KrazyBlakkkMan 0
Don't worry **** it's a compliment
lostfaithinpppl 19
You need to get laid.
SarcasticAvenger 9
KrazyBlakkkMan, do you french kiss your sister with that mouth?
laughingman 0
yeah this is a win for you, your 25 but to everyone else your 15. when your 50 you'll look 25.
Mortanious 0
YDI because it is really not an FML. So what! Tell her you are 25 and flip her off! Plus looking 16 is not bad.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
Wow, what a bitch, even if you were really 16 it wouldn't be any of her business! well if you look 16 at 25 than when you're 34 you'll only look 25!
Ninjaface 0
Should have told her, "You know, if you old farts would learn how to keep your mouths closed, you'd be a mother."
FmlAllDay123 0
you should have replied, "and if ignorant people like you would keep your mouth shut, then 25 year olds like me wouldn't have to listen to you." or something to that effect.