Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, my daughter and I went to the mall. While we were looking for clothes, she walked away from me and touched a man on the arm and smiled and said "Hi!" The man freaked out and screamed at me for letting that "thing" in public and to "wear a condom next time." FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
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Top comments
OptimusSlime 23
Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.
WittyMoron 22
Yay for random bitches!
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Comments (50)
WittyMoron 22
Yay for random bitches!
GreyJedi 10
Don't lie. You opened the door. We all saw it. Bad OP.
SynysterKilljoy 10
You should've done a little dance for her and end it with the middle finger ;)
Seabass_Chan 33
I think I saw a GIF of that on Tumblr.
OptimusSlime 23
Oh my god, a human body! AH the horror of nature and looking at a completely normal person! And God forbid, boobs, that thing that looks exactly the same on pretty much every women.
ChopSuey444 20
Especially in a room designated for taking off clothes...
meli1195 31
although fitting rooms are for changing and whatnot, I don't appreciate the women who intentionally walk around the fitting room in their underwear. especially when it's just their underwear and no bra.
be82tw 17
@4, if you think boobs look exactly the same on every woman, then I would respectfully submit that you have not seen enough boobs.
Biker187 13
They may have everything but in no way does it look the same. Some just look outstanding & are more appealing than others. Either way they could have seen more at the local Y
pickle682 17
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being angry that another adult has exposed themselves to your kids... How are people not getting that??? The woman didn't know it was an accident
lynnlady 6
Seriously? As a mother, when you see the child, you know damn well what happened. She clearly just has a stick up her ass.
Doritozilla 20
Oh no a boobies
nykeldorgirl 7
I agree with your message but disagree with the wording if there is one thing that can look so opposite on so many people but still be the same thing it is boobs.
Liamj774 36
Yeah, how dare you totally and intentionally expose yourself to the poor woman OP
tigerisabelle 31
Yes because if you're a pedophile you're obviously going to hide in a changing room and wait until somebody else opens the door, hoping there will be small children outside. That's exactly how pedophiles work. I should know
allykaymorris 24
I saw a lady on the toilet once because her little one opened the door (: it happens! Sometimes people just need to bitch someone out, apparently...
limegreenpoopie 31
Oh, kids
gobiteme2 34
OP how does it feel to be related to the Emperor strutting around with new clothes.
erptwerp 26
Why were you naked in a changing room?! Gross.
fakedsincerity 32
Nowhere did the FML say she was naked? "Exposed" most likely means underwear.
erptwerp 26
Lol I'm well aware. I just thought I'd have a laugh.
AandTFMLs 2
Agreed