Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
Hobbitgate
Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML
Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML
What the…
Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML
Today, I went to get my first manicure. While waiting, I looked at the menu board. When I wondered aloud: "I know what a French manicure is, but what on Earth is a Polish change?" The whole place started laughing and I guess I'm not going back. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML
Special interests
Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure to cheer myself up. I've been so lonely, I got overly excited when someone sat next to me, because I got to pretend I had a friend. FML
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
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EvilPotato 15
File a complaint on their asses!
Field_hockey 6
I agree with #1! They should show more respect!
mfischer 17
As much as I would love to think that a complaint would get anything done, unfortunately it's not illegal to be a complete and total assface. If they work for a large chain of salons (I don't know of any, personally) then you might get them fired, but that's not as likely as it should be.
RacistPancake 6
33 - nobody said it was illegal. The reason you file a complaint is to get them fired or spoken to so it never happens again.
mfischer 17
36 - The reason I brought up legality is because a legal issue is the only way to make sure your complaint gets the attention it deserves. This guy clearly deserves to lose his job for treating a paying customer like a sideshow attraction, but unfortunately for OP the employee's word generally is taken over the customer's, and a complaint likely wouldn't be taken seriously. You wouldn't believe how eager my boss is to think that a customer is just blowing everything out of proportion.
patrickalamo 48
33, 36, 39, it is not illegal to be an assface. However, the Americans with disabilities act does make it illegal to discriminate on the basis of a disability. File a complaint on that level and see what results she gets.
perdix 31
I think everyone replying to #1 is missing the brilliant pun. It's a nail salon. "File" a complaint, get it? A good reply would be, "Yeah, I hope they get their asses nailed."
rahrah765765 11
What a polished comment :/
ElricMustang 23
47, it's not really a disability, though. It's not like she can't walk because of those toes. Legally they can say what they did, but that doesn't mean op can't complain and at least get them fired. Although some people need more than that to learn their lesson
walmartpaysme 15
Most likely, this is a family owned company. Filing a complaint will probably be completely useless. Just don't go back there and spread the word that they are rude and that other people shouldn't go to that salon.
MDTeddy 13
A lot of people have webbed feet. Most people do not, but it is only entertaining for about 5 minutes and then it is old news.
SApprentice 34
Agreed. There are people she should go to about this.
nancyschmancy 9
Perdix, not to be a pervert, but I was number 69 to thumb up your comment! I ROCK!
stewy133 10
I see what you did there. :p
katiedoll6 7
Exactly it's not something to be ashamed of your unique so relish that xxxx
iRoc46n2 4
Just tell them you're genetically superior
gc327072 31
Two-toed master race!
GracesDelirium 9
Like Brucie from GTA 4? Gawd, I can hear him now... "HEY NB!...." I forgot all the shit he actually said. XD
NewMetalGirl 14
Two of my toes are connected as well, that is from surgery however. I was born with 6 toes on my one foot. Don't feel bad about it. I once had a pedicure and the girl was confused how to put the cotton stuff between that one two. I found it hysterical.
imkool136 22
It's called Syndactyly. I have it in my hand. It's the webbing of digits. I had two fingers completely connected by muscle and finger nail and one webbed. I got it surgically fixed because of the fact I wouldn't be able to wear gloves. But it's nothing to be ashamed about. I always joke around saying I had it fixed because I used to swim in circles. But I actually got it fixed when I was 6 months old lol.
beccaishereyay 11
Just don't get your nails done? I hate to be the one to say it, but people can be assholes and there's nothing you can do about it. Either paint your own nails or don't take it personally when shit like that happens.
Codezlol 21
Whoa this comment was so much nicer a minute ago than that >.>
xalba 9
#3. Wow, your a bitch .No she should continue getting her nails done. OP you will find the right nail salon, some people are just assholes.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
...How could someone NOT take it personally? What should be done is that OP should tell the bosses of any people who do that. People like that deserve to get fired.
mrnuleef 7
Wow cold blooded. OP shouldnt not be pampered because of some folks lack of professionality.
Yaen 18
As unpopular as it may be, I agree with #3. You're embarrassed about your feet? Then don't get them painted by other people! The fact that you can't get pampered like a little princess doesn't squeeze much sympathy from me. Where I come from, it's not normal to throw money at people to file your nails and remove your toe jam. You may not deserve ridicule, but be ****** if you can't just do your own nails.
Nanael_fml 4
You are an idiot. That is completely unprofessional and uncalled for to laugh and call over other employes to look and laugh at a client/paying customer. She has every right in the world to get her nails done if she chooses without disrespect. She should report his actions to his boss. I'm betting the higher up will not approve of such behavior
folgy 10
The fact is in today's society not many people at all have the respect or professionalism as they used too. As unfortunate as it is that the OP was born with this you do need to develop thicker skin because people cannot hold there tongue or show enough respect to people anymore. No I'm not agreeing with what happened or saying it is correct but chances are most places you go you're likely to draw a not so favorable reaction so you need to learn although it isn't right and it is pathetic and disgusting with the way our generation is you need to learn to deal with it.
TehCezar 5
3 and 45 you're both giant idiots. "Where I come from it's not normal to get pampered" - where do you come from, Ethiopia? Also you're ignoring the fact that a professional hired to do a job laughed at his client and brought everyone else to join him. Of course, assuming this FML isn't a quote from the book "Shit that never happened".
desireev 18
That is utterly ridiculous for you to say that, #3. Think of how the world would be if anybody with a deformation or a disability just didn't do the things they want to avoid humiliation. Think of it! What if all those people avoided the public to avoid being picked at and embarrassed? That's, basically, telling the bullies that it's completely okay to treat people like shit! You are, seriously, cold hearted for saying that! I guess that my son should just stay inside the house all the time so he won't be made fun of for his disability or his IV and feeding tube, right?
beccaishereyay 11
Oh gosh calm down everyone. I'm entitled to my own opinion. I think it's awful that someone would make fun of her for that but really **** her life because she cant get her nails professionally done? Some people have real problems here. You guys need to chill out. I'm not a bitch or insensitive. I just think if you're gonna bitch about something it should be something worth bitching over.
EverdreamOfMe 24
Bitching about people making a show and humiliating you over something you can't control and are self conscious about is something worth bitching about. And I'm not being sarcastic.
soccergurrll 8
I didn't even know toes could be connected...
pavlovaaLOVE 7
Umm... Never heard of webbed toes ???!
OhDearBetrayal 25
It seems as though someone hasn't taken any basic anatomy classes.
KirstyKhaos 5
It's called apoptosis, look it up.
falafalo 25
Actually, apoptosis is the reason that most of us have separated fingers and toes. Syndactyly is the term for connected digits.
datoismyname 22
Yup I have connected toes so it is in fact possible.
mintcar 10
54, apoptosis is programmed cell death. You clearly have absolutely no idea what that word means.
EgyptianPride98 8
I second that.
KirstyKhaos 5
67- that was the term I was meaning to use, 122- I understand the concept of programmed cell death in that if apoptosis doesn't work it creates these connected toes, but I haven't done biology in a few years! Forgive me Internet, for I know not how to science.
Codezlol 21
Tell him to watch his toen towards you. No? okay then. A for effort lol.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
No... No A for effort.
adamcichuttek 2
F for effort.
GracesDelirium 9
I'll give you a block of goat cheese for effort, but that's my final offer.
sillyyanks 24
I see your goats cheese and raise you cat milk
RedPillSucks 33
I'll toss in some bulls milk and call both of you.
immataco 9
Bwahaha. I laughed XD
txgirl2013 14
D for Dumbass
aksweetheart 7
It... It was a nice try... Ok I lied you should delete your account as soon as possible and never come here again that was absolutely terrible!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Hey, I have a friend who has webbed feet! She doesn't let it bother her at all. Just be thankful you have feet and try not to let it bother you. (I'm not trying to say you shouldn't be hurt, because I understand why you are, but you should learn to accept yourself :) ).
pavlovaaLOVE 7
True, 6... But you gotta understand it still hurts if someone laughs at you for something you didn't particularly ask for
Hiimhaileypotter 53
25 - Read my post again. I said, "I'm not trying to say you shouldn't be hurt, because I understand why you are."
0RedPenguin0 8
She must be a fast swimmer
EgyptianPride98 8
That was uncalled for. I don't know whether you think that's funny, but I can assure you it's not. Take it from someone who knows.
elletex 8
Actually, it's hilarious. Lighten up.
TheDrudgeChild 4
142 - i have two conjoined toes and laughed. don't be butthurt.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Your friend should be the real Olympic Champion in swimming
person961 9
What a douche, that's when you get the manager and get his ass fired.
kevinophamaa 4
He was the manager
Tuffay 14
Considering he was probably at her feet when he did that, she should have kicked him in the nose with her two in one toe!
sillyyanks 24
You should have taken the opportunity to "flinch" your foot into his face. I'd imagine having your nails done includes close proximity of those two body parts.
cheshireau 26
I would of just kicked him in the face. Worry about the assault charge later.
cjack188 13
What a fucken douche. I bet he has a deformed Penis......
mfischer 17
Somehow I doubt that. He'd probably be a little more sensitive about deformity if he had something like that.
ladiesman219 4
Boy, that escalated quickly.
Headcrab 29
A man painting toenails, now THAT is something to laugh at.
pavlovaaLOVE 7
16- that's what the thumbs up button is for lol
patacus 14
im not sure why, but here at least 80% of people working in nail salons are asian (usually Vietnamese) men. its weird. (not that I go inside or anything, but walking by the ones in the mall, or even in walmart, that's all I see)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Tippi Hedren. Yes, the actress from _The Birds_ and _Marnie_. She toured a tent city of Vietnamese refugees and was moved by the plight of the refugees she met there. She had her manicurist teach the women how to do nails so they'd have a marketable skill and worked with a beauty school to get them into jobs.
SomeRussianGirl 3
Actually, I had a guy do my nails. He did a great job but he didn't wear gloves and kept feeling my feet and legs …