mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Randy old bird
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
kaitlyna15
Bellevue, United States
Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML
Anonymous
Teenage Riot
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
notateen
United States
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Mothertucker
Mothers know best
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Anonymous
Dat ass
Today, I got a slap because my 8 year-old stepson has such a big mouth, he couldn’t resist pointing out a nearby white woman had a "phat butt" and should "give it back to the black lady she stole it from." I blame his racist old grandad for this. FML
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dawnimus 21
I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.
Viet_fml 9
It's ok if he says "good game" after.
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Comments (70)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
ewww
subiedude08 17
He likes the cougars
omgitsmoe 26
Did he slap yours?
then000bster 16
@34 I almost threw up... Please don't make me picture that scene.
dawnimus 21
I'm really not sure how you can get to 16 and NOT know that.
silvercamaro 22
Well there's more than one thing wrong in this scenario, I think it's safe to say that.
narkill 13
What a naughty boy....
corporatescoundr 25
Sounds like we have an ass man on our hands.
victoriaescobar 10
Maybe he just likes older women..
jw90 18
He should still know well enough to not go around slapping asses without permission.
ninjuh_wingman 29
And if that doesn't work, wait till one of those women end up being the crap out of him to see if he learns.
confusedAsFuck 34
How can a granny be a crap out of hi...... oh no no no NO, I don't wanna know..
phatdaddy62 23
Or maybe granny will seduce him!
9echo 17
Has everyone forgotten the granny who kicked a doctor in the balls and did a choke hold on a security guy? OP, your son better watch out.
blackonblight 33
22, just wait til he touches an old woman with a walker and a temper.
Viet_fml 9
It's ok if he says "good game" after.
samdab 11
that must have been very awkward for you and the lady
Eliseopwns 22
Slap his ******* face.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
While what he was doing was a physical thing, he still shouldn't get violently disciplined, unless it was by the old lady, since she was the only one who got directly hurt. The parent, however, should explain why that was a terrible thing to do. Slapping him will only teach him that slapping is alright. I was never slapped, and instead had things explained to me, and I was a very well behaved child. Long story short, what he was doing wasn't violence, so the punishment doesn't fit the crime.
Eliseopwns 22
I'm afraid i disagree, Aradia. Such inappropriate behavior is a huge deal, especially in public. Women, young or old, and people in goddamn general, should be respected.
confusedAsFuck 34
Is he into grannies already?? Your son needs a spanking..
NoMore_CoolNames 14
I'm pretty sure OP would be dead by now if she had a sun.
Welshite 40
Yeah. Curse that 5778 K temperature!
confusedAsFuck 34
I wish I could say it was a typo, unfortunately it was a brain fart..
vipirius 18
Well, at least you admitted it instead of blaming it on auto correct.
BellaBear90 27
Did they not explain at the time?