Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I was sitting in a waiting room with my two-month-old son. A sweet little old lady came up to me and said, "Maybe if you knew how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't have a baby at 15, slut." I'm 23 and married. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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BigCox3100 0
oh thats a complement. You must look young.
TheQuiet 2
Even if you were 16, she shouldn't have just come up and said that. People are unbelievably rude. Seriously, it's none of their business, screw off.
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Sallymander 0
I know what you mean, i have a nephew and a niece on the way, and whenever i go out with my nephew the looks i get. Seriously considering have a signpost saying it's my nephew!
angryseatroll 5
Thats good, because when your 50 and everyone else looks oldc your gonna look great!
alpha_beta 3
It beats being menopausal,which is probably what that old lady is going through. Seriously,you can be a mother at 12,16,25,45,95,whatever,it's none of her god damn business. If people like her knew when to keep their mouths shut and stop acting holier than thou,there would be less conflicts in the world.
Leoplum 0
25 is still pretty damn young to have a kid...
Cristaderzi 0
Well Ydi I mean your brain is still growing at 24 and 25... NEVER argue with your elders EVER NEVER!!! Mkayyy!!!
fretforyerlatte 0
i hear ya, OP. i get that all the time too. some people i work with were flabbergasted to discover that i'm 24 and married, they thought i was still in high school.
wasabipeas 0
OK, anyone who thinks this is a compliment is missing something. First of all, I don't know any 25-year-olds who want to look 16 - most are happy looking 25. It's not like you're sagging and crumply at 25. And second of all, oh my gosh! How could you BE any ruder? I mean, even if you really were sixteen, what if that child was the result of a rape? It is difficult for me to believe that there are people in the world this stupid.
Fenny 0
******* people. She had no right to say something like that to ANYONE, even if they were 16 and a mother.
watermind 0
Even if she doesn't want to look 16 when she's 25, she'll be very happy to look 18 when she's 27 or something like that.
TedFreakingBundy 0
why do people feel the need to insert themselves into the lives of others?