Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
incoherentrmblr 22
Please tell me she had a lot of cats...
_parth 20
I would probably have beat the **** out of her before calling cops on her. It's ******* ridiculous of the lady to even say something awful like that. We need more educated people. :(
LunaaBluee 27
An educated person would not beat the living crap out of the lady before calling the cops..
thatguythat 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Not always true
_parth 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I think beating her would at least bring her to sense. She would probably not even get in trouble for saying all the shit because this is ******* America.
ona16 22
Jeeze I hope so. I understand having a strong opinion about something but pushing it on others that's wrong. Then just to top it off to wishing death on a unborn baby. Words can't describe the level of sick that is.
tantanpanda 26
Uh, beating an old woman in public is not the way to go. AT ALL. It would be best to just tell her off. For example, "Lady, go back to the asylum you escaped from. I am 26 and give zero ***** about what you have to say. Good day to you, ma'am."
slyde32 12
_parth, no matter what the elderly do, smacking the shit out of them of never the answer, and honestly if I saw you do that, I'd throw you through the tinned food rack and belt the living **** out of you for hitting the elderly, if you're serious and not just a troll, you're a weak dog. I'd just ho off my nut and tell her to **** off, no need for violence there
Awahso 25
Its one thing to break up a fight but to do what you say is absurd. You would seriously "beat the living ****" out of a pregenant woman?
Ichiya 29
Just because someone is old does not exclude them from needing the shit beat out of them. If they were harrassing my gf/wife like that I would have broke every bone in their body even if they were 150 years old. Respect is earned and so are beatings.
yomomonastick 9
just call the cops , let them beat the shit out of her
_parth 20
I hope you are not serious right now. Tbh I don't even care if someone insults my family ever I would put a gun on their head if I have to. So **** off and keep your shit to yourself. Thanks.
Angelkisses130 26
It wouldn't be as satisfying as doing it yourself though
tehdarkness 21
I would dump milk or something on her!
kpohil 13
ask a store employee to have her removed.
jibbers80 1
And I would smash you in the back of the head the second you jumped in, funny how that works.
blacklightening 11
#100 being old is not an excuse for bing a bitch that needs a bitch slap. also u just said u would throw a pregnant person though a self employed and belt them.
Biznu 4
It seems that old people get more and more senile each passing day
aleahlioness 15
Why generalize (especially negatively) based on age groups? There are ignorant assholes of all ages.
KK3137 31
This happened to my mom when my brother and I were newborns and she was walking us in the park. She looks really young, but was actually 31 at the time. The woman was such a bitch and just kept swearing at her and telling her she should feel ashamed of herself. My mom didn't speak enough of the language to explain or defend herself, so she just stood there suffering the abuse.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
That is so horrible, people suck. Especially that no one intervened when your mother was clearly unable to communicate to the woman how psychotic she was being.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
mnote 17
Somebody like that needs to be punched in the face or have their grandchild have a baby when they are a teenager. Gotta love karma.
AninOnin 24
Yes, because karma is making their loved ones go through her torment >.>
briang959 47
#peopleofwalmart
salamancer 11
How can anybody say "I hope your baby dies."??? People these days...
doctorhook86 25
#6: It's not "people these days", it's just people.
salamancer 11
Thanks for the correction, never even knew that was wrong.
JohnTheDonJuan 11
I believe they say it using their vocal cords, just a guess, but I think I'm right...
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Gosh, that was a constructive comment to add to the dialogue.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
Right? What kind of person can even say something like that to another human being? It makes you wonder what other kinds of hell this woman has forced on others.
DontClickOnMe 28
I don't understand what makes people think they can say whatever they want. That's so rude and I'm sorry, OP. I hope you said something back to her.
RebeccaRFT 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Freedom of speech, maybe?
Shan2510 14
that doesn't mean that you can just wish death on a baby, there are still limits.
jthmtwin 16
No, what the bat did was harassment, not freedom of speech. If I follow anyone around saying I hope they or some one the care about dies and how they are a POS I would be arrested. Old hag should have been.
RyWillieMitch 16
Dammit #7 I'd forgotten about Brian Peppers until seeing your picture. So much for sleeping tonight...
Ichiya 29
Freedom of speach gives too much freedom in my opinion, but the real reason is lack of consequences. I'd deck the old bitch faster than you could say "l."
brehhh_fml 8
only in florida.....
15Erik 21
Well it is Wal-Mart, not exactly the epoch of society.
doctorhook86 25
#9: "...That word, I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
SarcasticShade 16
It's epitome #9.
15Erik 21
This is why I need to take the "suggestions" off. Apple is laughing right now. Yes, it was epitome until I hit the spacebar.
doctorhook86 25
#65: "Hello, Siri. My name is 15Erik. You killed my preferred choice of words. Prepare to die." - 15Erik as Inigo Montoya
15Erik 21
The Decepticons have infiltrated the world as smartphones. ?
xwingtwo 15
People are crazy!